Topic: Serious question: why are wine glasses top-heavy?!
Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #61,648
Drinking wine causes clumsiness. So the best vessel to drink wine out of is one that's specifically engineered to be 1) extremely fragile, 2) easy to tip over. It's fucking retarded. Just look at that shit you couldn't design something worse if you tried. Wine glasses need to be made out steel, with a wide bottom with lead weights in the bottom so they're more stable after the seventh glass of merlot.
Meta (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #778,160
Also now I have a purple stain on my rug thanks a fucking million wineglass makers ?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #778,161
Ham hands
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,162
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,163
Probably the same reason you're top heavy. Your mama dropped your ass too many times.
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Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,164
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,165
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,166
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,169
it's so chicks gets wine on their blowse and they have to show you their tits then
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #778,170
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #778,206
@OP
Drink your wine out of a coffee mug or just straight from the bottle like a true alcoholic. Thanks. THanks.
Drink your wine out of a coffee mug or just straight from the bottle like a true alcoholic. Thanks. THanks.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,581
Well, it has the large mouth to aerate the wine, I don't know about the stem though, I use stemless glasses.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,587
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM double-posted this 9 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,588
@778,581 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
The stem is to hold so that the heat from your hand does not heat up the wine.
The stem is to hold so that the heat from your hand does not heat up the wine.
Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,632
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,633
@778,588 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
This is the truest answer. The same reason real beer clases have handles.
This is the truest answer. The same reason real beer clases have handles.
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #778,636
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,640
Three bowls do I mix for the temperate: one to health, which they empty first; the second to love and pleasure; the third to sleep. When this bowl is drunk up, wise guests go home. The fourth bowl is ours no longer, but belongs to violence; the fifth to uproar; the sixth to drunken revel; the seventh to black eyes; the eighth is the policeman's; the ninth belongs to biliousness; and the tenth to madness and the hurling of furniture
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,641
Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?
They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.
Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.
Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.
They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again.
I can attest to all of this. Wounds without cause, babbling, redness of eyes, heart uttering perverse things, beholding strange women. It's so true though! I will seek it yet again.
They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.
Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.
Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.
They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again.
I can attest to all of this. Wounds without cause, babbling, redness of eyes, heart uttering perverse things, beholding strange women. It's so true though! I will seek it yet again.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,643
Stop touching my nips -- SPiderman
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,645
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,646
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Oh I thought it was something to hold your cocaine while you drink a beer ?
Oh I thought it was something to hold your cocaine while you drink a beer ?
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,647
Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #778,648
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> I'm on my last line
I've long since lost count of how many "last bottles" of alcohol I've had.
> I'm on my last line
I've long since lost count of how many "last bottles" of alcohol I've had.