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Topic: Is my online dating profile ok?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,600

This is what I've written:

"Hi. I fuck like an absolute champion. I've raped women who were screaming in terror and panic who ended up wanting to marry me by the end of the ordeal. I enjoy cooking, long walks, the paintings of El Greco, the poety of Keats, and romantic evenings by a crackling log fire".

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later[^] [v] #777,724

Hi, @OP. I am interested. You had me at

> I've raped women who were screaming in terror and panic who ended up wanting to marry me by the end of the ordeal.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,854

Honestly, liking Keats is a little pretentious, say you like Vonnegut or something.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,857

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> Honestly, liking Keats is a little pretentious, say you like Vonnegut or something.

as if liking Vonnegut isn't even more pretentious you piece of shit

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,860

@previous (D)
Yeah, but I see Vonnegut and stuff more often on the dating sites than I do romantic poets.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,863

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
everybody on dating sites is the same person

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,865

@previous (D)
Matt?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,866

@777,863 (D)
They like Vonnegut.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,867

@777,860 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
What about if you like Ayn Rand. Will you attract the rationally self interested ladies for some hot voluntary exchanges? ?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,880

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,884

@777,867 (Meta)
Her radical feminist socialist rhetoric brings all the boys to the yard

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,885

@777,867 (Meta)
No women on dating sites like Ayn Rand lul.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,887

@777,867 (Meta)
Give her your fountain head.
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