Topic: What would CSI discover about you on your desk/computer area/living space.
r04r started this discussion 15 years ago #6,159
Scene:
Your body sits in your computer chair, lifeless, dead and cold. No visible wounds, no obvious cause of death. They take your body away and the forensic scientists start going through your immediate area (computer, desk, floor around your desk, etc.) to see if they can discover any clues as to why you died.
What would they find and would they be able to figure out WTF it was that they did find?
Your body sits in your computer chair, lifeless, dead and cold. No visible wounds, no obvious cause of death. They take your body away and the forensic scientists start going through your immediate area (computer, desk, floor around your desk, etc.) to see if they can discover any clues as to why you died.
What would they find and would they be able to figure out WTF it was that they did find?
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stal !nator.ccGk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #106,976
trash can full of tissues
Foxygen !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,977
They'd find that I was messy and weird, and if they drew no suspects, they'd probably deduce suicide.
r04r (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,978
@previous (Foxygen !FANATICibM)
You're supposed to describe what kinda stuff is on your desk as well.
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Most interesting:
Two external HDD drives, one of which has its contents fully encrypted. Three USB sticks with one containing a truecrypt (encrypted) volume. The unencrypted data being mostly games/musics/work stuff/school stuff, so rather boring. The encrypted stuff might spark some curiosity (Its mostly just work stuff)
Besides that, a total mess. A regular flashlight, an ultraviolet flashlight, several sets of headphones and the likes, a half-empty cola bottle, a big glass, a dust rag, a wallet, a pair of scissors, two of those triangle rulers, a tissue box, a bunch of pens, a bunch of papers with varying subjects, and about four mouses even though there is just 1 laptop and 1 desktop. Oh, and a bunch of self-burned DVDs with the majority unlabeled.
Oh, and nose spray and a tissue box.
Conclusion? You tell me >.> Probably that I really need to clean my stuff up better.
You're supposed to describe what kinda stuff is on your desk as well.
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Most interesting:
Two external HDD drives, one of which has its contents fully encrypted. Three USB sticks with one containing a truecrypt (encrypted) volume. The unencrypted data being mostly games/musics/work stuff/school stuff, so rather boring. The encrypted stuff might spark some curiosity (Its mostly just work stuff)
Besides that, a total mess. A regular flashlight, an ultraviolet flashlight, several sets of headphones and the likes, a half-empty cola bottle, a big glass, a dust rag, a wallet, a pair of scissors, two of those triangle rulers, a tissue box, a bunch of pens, a bunch of papers with varying subjects, and about four mouses even though there is just 1 laptop and 1 desktop. Oh, and a bunch of self-burned DVDs with the majority unlabeled.
Oh, and nose spray and a tissue box.
Conclusion? You tell me >.> Probably that I really need to clean my stuff up better.
vocalon !!G9zh803kN joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,983
My desk contains my music, my 8GB flash drive with ATBBS and TinyBBS on it, as well as a good 2GB in reaction faces, pony reaction faces, and exploitable images.
In my center drawer is a ream of copy paper for drawing on, as well as a box of colored pencils.
In one drawer on the left is a trash drawer with a Doritos bag, a styrofoam cup, and a broken USB drive with a trueCrypt container with my tripcodes and my resume for when I get off my lazy ass and contribute to society.
On the desk is a clipboard with algebra homework from first semester, a sketch of me as a Jedi, requested by Omen, and a study guide for my biology final.
I also have my fried netbook, which would be suspicious, except it doesn't work.
There's also usually a cup of soda or something.
And in the corner is a mountain of pop bottles.
THIS MOUNTAIN MAKES EVEN THE BEST CLIMBERS COWER IN FEAR.
> Oh, and if they had to, I guess they would choose radon/carbon poisoning considering my room is legitimately in the basement.
In my center drawer is a ream of copy paper for drawing on, as well as a box of colored pencils.
In one drawer on the left is a trash drawer with a Doritos bag, a styrofoam cup, and a broken USB drive with a trueCrypt container with my tripcodes and my resume for when I get off my lazy ass and contribute to society.
On the desk is a clipboard with algebra homework from first semester, a sketch of me as a Jedi, requested by Omen, and a study guide for my biology final.
I also have my fried netbook, which would be suspicious, except it doesn't work.
There's also usually a cup of soda or something.
And in the corner is a mountain of pop bottles.
THIS MOUNTAIN MAKES EVEN THE BEST CLIMBERS COWER IN FEAR.
> Oh, and if they had to, I guess they would choose radon/carbon poisoning considering my room is legitimately in the basement.
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Foxygen !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,984
@106,978 (r04r)
Fine. On my desk: Wrappers, trash, pens, half a dozen empty glasses, a PS2, various tiny electronics, a blank iPhone along with my regular one, a mobo manual, a flash drive with a game update on it, and a bare unencrypted HD containing nothing but my main documents folder as a backup. That main documents folder - on both my comp and the backup - containing nothing but reaction images, various texts, a Win7 iso, and porn.
They'd gather the 'messy' description from the stuff on my desk, and the 'weird' description and vague reasons for self-elimination on what's in the HD.
They'd do nothing but reaffirm those browser history and such.
Fine. On my desk: Wrappers, trash, pens, half a dozen empty glasses, a PS2, various tiny electronics, a blank iPhone along with my regular one, a mobo manual, a flash drive with a game update on it, and a bare unencrypted HD containing nothing but my main documents folder as a backup. That main documents folder - on both my comp and the backup - containing nothing but reaction images, various texts, a Win7 iso, and porn.
They'd gather the 'messy' description from the stuff on my desk, and the 'weird' description and vague reasons for self-elimination on what's in the HD.
They'd do nothing but reaffirm those browser history and such.
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,990
Nintendo 3DS, a variety of shitty-decent DS games (got them stacked up for trade-in), GameStop reward card, a dickload of sunflower seeds, LG Phoenix, various school shit. Nothing too suspicious on my computer besides some ISOs and shit.They'd probably assume I choked on a sunflower seed. Such a glamorous life
r04r (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,998
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Django joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,087
They would walk into my room and find a surprisingly clean desk. A few papers, maybe a plate from dinner, but not much else. I would be slumped over in my chair, dick in hand. With few clues as to the circumstances surrounding my death, they would whip out their UV lamps at which point my desk would light up like the new york city skyline. Upon closer inspection, cause of death is determined: Severe Dehydration and third degree burns. I'll let you fill in the blanks.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,092
A bunch of books and CDs.
Some junk food, a water bottle, and some scribbled on paper. A beret, some boot polish, and a SHITTON OF PENNIES IN A WINNIE THE POOH PIGGY BANK.
idk how I'd have died. Well. There's a bunch of needles and blades on my desk too, so probably from those.
Some junk food, a water bottle, and some scribbled on paper. A beret, some boot polish, and a SHITTON OF PENNIES IN A WINNIE THE POOH PIGGY BANK.
idk how I'd have died. Well. There's a bunch of needles and blades on my desk too, so probably from those.
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sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,093
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,094
also i have a suspicious-ish looking briefcase near my desk but it's crammed with pretentious albums on vinyl
Django replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,095
@previous (sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1)
I keep a super nintendo and six games in my briefcase. Totally forgot about that.
I keep a super nintendo and six games in my briefcase. Totally forgot about that.
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,096
Django replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,097
@previous (sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1)
Kirby Super Star, Super Mario All Stars + World, Kirby's Dream Land 3, Donkey Kong Country 3, Tetris Attack (my fav), and a Super Gameboy. I used to have Super Mario Kart but I lost it :(
I assume you had a snes?
Kirby Super Star, Super Mario All Stars + World, Kirby's Dream Land 3, Donkey Kong Country 3, Tetris Attack (my fav), and a Super Gameboy. I used to have Super Mario Kart but I lost it :(
I assume you had a snes?
sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,098
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@107,098 (sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1)
Fun stuff. It's a shame it probably won't be seen as a factor in my death when the CSIs come to pick up my body.
Fun stuff. It's a shame it probably won't be seen as a factor in my death when the CSIs come to pick up my body.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,104
Computer is encrypted, not decorated.
A few cups on the desk, empty, had water in them. An apple core.
Some crumbs and wires under the desk, nothing special.
A few cups on the desk, empty, had water in them. An apple core.
Some crumbs and wires under the desk, nothing special.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,106
Fuck desks. Laptop + couch. One half of the couch is just stacks of papers.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,379
Senator Honeypot !tGONqJrioc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #107,406
A computer. Maybe a couple manilla envelopes abd some Ginger ale or sumthin.
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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #107,792
Upon entering the room there is a distinct smell of stale semen. As we approach the desk (located in the right hand corner of the room, beside the bed) the smell seems to become stronger. Scattered across the front wall is newspaper clippings of the death of two teenagers (Deaths are unrelated). Pringles cans cover the floor (Mostly of the salt and vinegar variety) along with some on the victims dirty clothes. On the desk is a HP Multimedia Laptop, an old lamp (dated around 20 years old), more Pringles cans, a pen, a cheap €10 mouse, a photo of the victim and a woman (Victim is single) and sweet wrappers. Around the lamp hangs rosary beads. The laptop is powered on, with an internet browser on screen. Two tabs are open, one for barebackbastards.com & silverdaddies.com. Judging by the material on screen it's safe to assume the victim has a fetish for old hairy men (I.e. Bears). The desk has three drawers. The top one is filled with Puma white socks and Jack Jones underwear. The middle drawer contains an assortment of video games and video game peripherals, including Gameboys of various types, DS and user manuals. Also in the drawer is a portable HDD but it appears that the USB lead attached to the drive is broken. The bottom is filled with old school books and photo's.
Upon closer inspection of cavity underneath the bed there seems to be numerous (4) cans of Pringles all lined up in an upright position. The first can is stuffed to the brim with used tissues. Using a UV light one can clearly see the tissues are covered in Semen. The second can is much older, and the tissues inside have started the decompose, once again covered in semen. the third can is the oldest and I can only assume the green liquid "mush" inside the cans are decomposed tissues. The fourth can appears relatively new, this can isn't full of tissues but instead full of pure semen.
Upon closer inspection of cavity underneath the bed there seems to be numerous (4) cans of Pringles all lined up in an upright position. The first can is stuffed to the brim with used tissues. Using a UV light one can clearly see the tissues are covered in Semen. The second can is much older, and the tissues inside have started the decompose, once again covered in semen. the third can is the oldest and I can only assume the green liquid "mush" inside the cans are decomposed tissues. The fourth can appears relatively new, this can isn't full of tissues but instead full of pure semen.
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green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #107,805
A shelf full of broken radios and general electronics. A shelf of books. A shelf with a fuckton of dvds. A shelf with fruit juice. A shelf with toiletries. Lemonade and clothes everywhere. 2 leather jackets and 3 polyester ones hanging on the door and wall. A clothes cupboard with a tv and 360 on top as well as tesco value air freshener. Also gameboys everywhere.
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Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #107,978
now they would find spilt vodka and a now-broken HDTV, lol
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #107,990
They would find lots of semen stains everywhere in the room, and an unusual amount of pics of Kimmo Alm on my computer.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #108,030
Two-liter bottles of semen.
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sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,118
> they find this in my pictures foldersexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 double-posted this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,120
> also this