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Topic: Sean Spicer is a BOSS!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,583

Pepsi: "We've got the biggest PR fuck-up this week!"

United Airlines: "Pffft, child's play. Watch this..."

Spicer: "HITLER NEVER GASSED ANYONE!!!!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #777,531

Das sheeple convinced me Hitler never gassed anyone. Thanks

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,533

Pepsi: "We have the biggest PR screw up this week."

United Airlines: "Pff. That's nothing. Check this out."

Assad: "Amateurs! Watch this, infidels!"

Sean Spicer: "Move over, fam."

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,534

Pepsi is too spicy.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,535

Spicer also said USA never used Chemical Weapons.


Lithium-Deuterium (Fusion fuel)

-Lithium

-Uranium 235 or Plutonium 239 enriched (90% 235U or 239Pu)

-High Explosives

-Small pelt of polonium and beryllium, separated by foil (initiate the fission)

-Casing (aluminium and lead)
-Polystyrene foam

And that is a only a few of the chemical elements in the tiny very small HYDROGEN BOMB

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,538

jumping jack flash it's a gas gas gas

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,544

Ever heard of fucking Agent Orange™, USAMericans?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,549

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
In our defense, who could have known that a chemical designed to destroy living things would have negative effects when sprayed on people?

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,551

Okay I don't follow the news but did he really say that? Did he really say Bashar Assad was worse than Hitler?

I always maintained that Trump himself is not an expert on everything but he knows how to pick the right people but now...

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,552

@777,549 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
To be totally fair. Lead in paint and Lead in solder for copper water pipes and Asbestos that was once found in toasters and most electrical appliances and as wall insulation and brake pads.

Lots of small Car battery rebuilding plants all over the planet that release Lead in the neighborhood

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,578

@777,551 (Meta)
He also called concentration camps "holocaust centres".

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,598

WE LIKE SEAN SPICER AND PRESIDENT TRUMP. ALL YOU SNOWFLAKES CAN FUCK OFF OKAY? THANKS!!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,611

@777,551 (Meta)
He said that even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons...Which if you ignore the Holocaust I guess might be true. When someone pointed out the Holocaust, Spicer said he realized that Hitler sent people to "Holocaust centers".

"He was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing...he brought them into the Holocaust centers, I understand that. But (not) in the way that Bashar al-Assad used them where he went into towns, dropped them down, into the middle of towns.

I don't see why Assad's bombings are morally inferior to Hitler's Holocaust recreation and spa centers, but then again I'm not a fucking retard trying to cover up the failures of the worst human being to hold the office of the presidency in the last hundred years, so maybe I'm missing something.

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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,613

"happy passover everyone" -- Sean Spicer

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,620

@777,611 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> but then again I'm not a fucking retard trying to cover up the failures of the worst human being to hold the office of the presidency in the last hundred years
Can you imagine what it's doing to his health? Every fucking day he has to face the press and try to justify Trump's bullshit. Most of the press briefings turn into shouting matches and Spicer looks like he's about to have a stroke by the end.

I mean, if you're mad at him, then you can perhaps take some perverse satisfaction knowing that his job is probably taking years off of his life.

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Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,630

@777,611 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Holocaust center?
> "He was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing...he brought them into the Holocaust centers
I guess it could be argued that Hitler didn't see the Jews, Gypsies, Slavs, Communists, the disabled, and homosexuals as "his own people".

> I don't see why Assad's bombings are morally inferior to Hitler's Holocaust recreation and spa centers, but then again I'm not a fucking retard trying to cover up the failures of the worst human being to hold the office of the presidency in the last hundred years, so maybe I'm missing something.

This is just a total fuckup. He could have said something like "We will not tolerate a dictator gassing their own people. Not in 1944, not now, not ever."

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,642

@777,620 (K)
Oh no I'm not mad at him and I don't see him lasting more than enough year because his job sucks, but he is a bad person for taking the job in the first place.
@previous (Meta)
Yeah I mean Hitler definitely saw them as parasitic subhumans, but I don't see why that excuses Hitler's behavior, unless Spicer was saying "well Hitler never gassed people he saw as his moral equals". Which, again, might be true, but it doesn't matter...at all. Plus I doubt that Assad really thought these civilians were worthy of life because well...he gassed then.

Yeah there were about a hundred ways to phrase this idea better, but he picked a really godawful way of explaining it. Which is a problem because his job as press secretary is to explain things in a way that doesn't make the white house look bad. Forgetting the Holocaust involved gassing civilians, on the first day of Pesach, is basically the worst you can do.

Not to mention that underlying all this is probably a slow drumbeat build up to war with Assad. After all, if there is a dictator who is doing worse things than HITLER, well, I don't see how we can just sit idly by and let that happen. This whole thing sucks and this whole administration is awful.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,644

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Oh no I'm not mad at him and I don't see him lasting more than enough year because his job sucks, but he is a bad person for taking the job in the first place.
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> Yeah I mean Hitler definitely saw them as parasitic subhumans, but I don't see why that excuses Hitler's behavior, unless Spicer was saying "well Hitler never gassed people he saw as his moral equals". Which, again, might be true, but it doesn't matter...at all. Plus I doubt that Assad really thought these civilians were worthy of life because well...he gassed then.
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> Yeah there were about a hundred ways to phrase this idea better, but he picked a really godawful way of explaining it. Which is a problem because his job as press secretary is to explain things in a way that doesn't make the white house look bad. Forgetting the Holocaust involved gassing civilians, on the first day of Pesach, is basically the worst you can do.
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> Not to mention that underlying all this is probably a slow drumbeat build up to war with Assad. After all, if there is a dictator who is doing worse things than HITLER, well, I don't see how we can just sit idly by and let that happen. This whole thing sucks and this whole administration is awful.

EXACTLY

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,645

@777,642 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh yeah it doesn't excuse it, I was being sarcastic.

I don't even see why a Hitler comparison, even a really tactful one, is necessary to demonize Assad. Obama and Kerry never used one that I can remember. I wish they'd repeal Godwin's Law already.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,665

@previous (Meta)
He was using a comparison that Democrats would understand, because they use it so often. Trump is literally Hitler, but Assad is not worse than that.
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