Topic: If Jimmy John's™ starts serving Fishes Delight™ and Gnocchi™...
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #61,563
...will the fish and potatoes be so dry that they literally just dump some powder on your plate? Oh, keep in mind that it will all also be really cold, too, like their crappy, cold, dry sandwiches.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #777,324
Fish might be dry and have freezer burn. Odds are it will be safe to eat. As you remember in Cuntming, the meat was often a mystery and in some cases not even meat at all. You often ate food that had already been flushed down the sewer. A fact that cannot be denied and you claimed it was tasty.
Even more common was a mass of Chile oil and or paste to cover up the rancidity of the ingredients.
Even more common was a mass of Chile oil and or paste to cover up the rancidity of the ingredients.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,327
Stfu, Matt.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,332
@777,324 (B)
Dad! I love how you know more about Kunming than people who actually lived there. That's my Dad!
Dad! I love how you know more about Kunming than people who actually lived there. That's my Dad!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,336
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Kim Jong-un lives in North Korea. Doubt he knows anything about cooking food of his area.
Kim Jong-un lives in North Korea. Doubt he knows anything about cooking food of his area.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,338
@previous (D)
That is a terrible analogy. Kim is the King/Emperor. Of course he does not know much about the common food. Are you calling me a king? People who live somewhere for half a decade know more than pretend surfers who live literally across the world and have no relation to Kunming whatsoever, except that the object of their stalking lived there.
That is a terrible analogy. Kim is the King/Emperor. Of course he does not know much about the common food. Are you calling me a king? People who live somewhere for half a decade know more than pretend surfers who live literally across the world and have no relation to Kunming whatsoever, except that the object of their stalking lived there.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,341
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)"Chinese companies are mass producing fake rice made, in part, out of plastic. “A Chinese Restaurant Association official said that eating three bowls of this fake rice would be like eating one plastic bag. Due to the seriousness of the matter, he added that there would be an investigation of factories producing the rice.”
The “rice” is made by mixing potatoes, sweet potatoes and plastic. The potatoes are first formed into the shape of rice grains. Industrial synthetic resins are then added to the mix. The rice reportedly stays hard even after being cooked … About 300,000 people were injured and at least six infants died in 2008 when Chinese milk and infant formula was found to be adulterated with melamine, which was thought to help the milk pass nutrition tests.
Later that year, melamine was also discovered in Chinese eggs.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,342
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,343
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I know something about sewer systems. I never plan on visiting one.
On the other hand sewage is your fetish.
I know something about sewer systems. I never plan on visiting one.
On the other hand sewage is your fetish.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,344
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,345
> fishes
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,349
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,350
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,357
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,363
@previous (D)
There are different reasons, Syntax, why I no longer live there. You are so illogical. One can love a place, yet not live their literally their entire life. Geez. It's like your old age has eaten your brain like Swiss cheese. I love many places on earth, but I can only live in one at a time. That does not somehow "negate" my love for other places.
There are different reasons, Syntax, why I no longer live there. You are so illogical. One can love a place, yet not live their literally their entire life. Geez. It's like your old age has eaten your brain like Swiss cheese. I love many places on earth, but I can only live in one at a time. That does not somehow "negate" my love for other places.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,401
Gnocchi is pasta.