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Topic: How hard would it be to make money by starting a homeopathic clinic?

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #61,549

All you have to do is give people water and sugar pills. Are there enough homeopathy believers to make it worthwhile?

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #777,216

So, a retard clinic?

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,217

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
Yeah for high-functioning retards whom will pay $20 for a vial of distilled water.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,221

serious answer: a month of study, and probably 25k or so. people into homeopathy are nuts, but very well read if not entirely misled nuts. so you'll have to at least be able to speak their language. once you know all about ginsing root and condroitin and shit then you'll at least know how to talk the talk and buy the right inventory of branded distilled water and whatever else people buy. then find a space you can afford, do a dba as "Meta-herbalist" or something and start a website.

ez really.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,224

Any Chinatown has multiple examples of this: This one is in Vancouver Canada. We have them here in San Diego.
All for those into Homo's.

Squeegee is correct homeopathy are nuts, but very well read if not entirely misled nuts.

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,225

@777,221 (squeegee)
Yeah I've dealt with these kind of people before, you know the new-agey crystal and chakra people. People into dowsing and wicca and energy healing. My mom drug me along to a lot of new age things as a child.

What if I make my own medicines? Get some little bottles and distilled water or some sugar pills. Could they sue me for selling fake homeopathic medicine even though the "real" ones are just distilled water anyway?

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,228

@previous (Meta)
Best to sell something very real with Centuries of history behind it like these. Chinese say these are more better than Viagra

Professor Lu Yannian, who works at a Chinese O.A.P. research facility, recommends it for middle-aged couples looking to spice up their sex life.

Neil Zhong, an overseas Chinese, buys his sea horses in Hong Kong and then eats them in the UK. He looks 30. He is 50.

“Exercise and sea horse wine are my secrets,” he laughs.

Every night he drinks a small glass of top-shelf whiskey, with the sea horses in the bottle. After the last pour, he chews up the fish. It’s salty, and has the consistency of squid, but these fish will costs up to US$750 a kilo.

Others will cook it into a soup with pork and dates–like Woo and I tried–or stew it with pig’s kidneys. It might be best, though, just to take it ground into a powder, then served in capsule form.

Also, I hear it’s not a fast cure. Dr. Tang Shulan says.

This is instant Viagra. It’s a tonic. You have to take it regularly, and expect to see effects in a short time.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,236

@previous (Syntax)
shut up syntax

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Anonymous E double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,237

@777,225 (Meta)
> My mom drug me
sorry to hear

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,246

@previous (E)
Dragged* sorry.

I should have fought back by being emo and downing a bottle of homeopathic sleeping pills.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,252

@777,236 (E)

> shut up syntax

Don't blame syntax for your failure to end up with a boner.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,255

@previous (F)
shut up syntax
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