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Topic: Garcia and Rose tied for the lead on the front 9 of the Masters

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,536

Rose looking stronger, Garcia nervy. Will post updates.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #777,015

Golf. I used to play that game then grew up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,016

@previous (B)

> Golf. I used to play that game then grew up.

And now you spend your days posting on internet boards lol

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,018

Garcia with a wild slice right on the 10th fairway. Rose with a chance to capitalise.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,019

Even miniature people can play Golf. After she wins, she will post on minichan.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,020

@777,016 (A)
So do you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,021

Rose short of the green. Poor shot. Nerves getting to them both?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,022

@777,019 (C)
Why do you have pictures of little girls saved to your computer?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,023

@777,020 (D)

> So do you

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,026

@777,022 (A)
Apparently you have the pictures as well.
Perhaps she is a midget and is 18 years old.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,027

Garcia rolls off the green with his approach at 10. Greens like ice. Rose safely on.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,028

@777,023 (A)
I really don't like sharing experiences with you could you please find something else to do? Perhaps tracing children's genitalia for an hour or three?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,029

@777,026 (E)
> Perhaps she is a midget and is 18 years old.

Please go to Tinychan if you want to justify your pedophilia.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,030

@777,028 (?)

> I really don't like sharing experiences with you could you please find something else to do? Perhaps tracing children's genitalia for an hour or three?

Why are you asking people to produce child pornography you sick cunt?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 17 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,031

Garcia bogies 10.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,032

Rose taps in for par, goes into the lead by 1.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,033

@777,029 (A)
Hey bud. You're the one watching grown men. Just because you're a faggot, is no reason to be upset with TC.

? replied with this 9 years ago, 59 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,034

@777,030 (A)
i wasn't aware that what you produced was pornography. Feel free to wallow in shame until we reach the 18.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,035

@777,033 (G)
Try to calm yourself Anon E, you're embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,037

@777,034 (?)

> i wasn't aware that what you produced was pornography.

For you, asking for drawings of "children's genitalia", which is what you asked for, isn't child porn?

You are a fucking sick filthy cunt, kill yourself you nonce-justifying piece of shit.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,038

Matt Kuchar with a hole in 1 at the 16th!!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,039

@previous (A)
I'm really not interested in what the age of consent is in your country.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,040

@previous (H)
The key to making a joke it to make sure it actually makes sense. Just a tip.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,041

Garcia in the rough again. His game has gone to pot!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,042

Decent recovery, sneaks it onto the green.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,043

@777,040 (A)
> Just a tip.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 14 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,044

Superb approach by Rose, chance of a birdie.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,045

@777,041 (A)


> Garcia in the rough again. His game has gone to pot!

That is what he gets for smoking pot.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,047

@777,043 (H)
That's right, work on it, you'll get the hang of it eventually.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,048

@777,043 (H)

> > Just a tip.
>
> I bet you say that to all the girls.

Not likely mate. He is busy watching men on TV. He does not have time for the girls when he is watching men and balls.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,050

Another bogie for Garcia, Rose firmly in the driving seat now. The dangerous par 3 12th coming up though...

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,052

@777,048 (G)
Sssshhhhh calm down Anon H

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,053

Both on the green at 12, Rose I'd say a good 15 to 20 feet nearer the pin.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,055

Both make par. On to the par-5 13th. Plenty of chances for birdie and even eagle on this one.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,057

Rose on the fairway. Garcia pulled his tee shot over to the left. He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo right now, his game is in pieces.

? replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,059

Tg about to sextuple post about sexting underage sextuplets

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #777,062

@previous (?)
Still not killed yourself? You asked for child porn in this thread you sick cunt. Whenever you post in other threads I will link to this one and everyone can see what you asked for.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,063

Rose and Garcia par the 13th, lead still 2 strokes.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,064

@777,059 (?)

> Tg about to sextuple post about sexting underage sextuplets

Are you incapable of going more than 10 minutes without thinking and writing about children and sex?

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,068

Solid tee shots from both on the par-4 14th.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,070

Excellent approach shot by Garcia, huge chance of a birdie. Surely he has to take this.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,071

And take it he does. Moves to 7 under.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,072

Rose sinks an awkward 6-footer for par. Lead cut to 1.

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,073

Oh my giddy aunt, Garcia with a chance for eagle on the 15th!!

Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,074

Sinks it!!!! Garcia moves to 9 under!!

Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,075

Rose with a biride. All square going into the par-3 16th.

Anonymous A (OP) undecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,076

2 excellent tee shots from both players, nothing in them. This is going to the wire. Unbearably tense.

Anonymous A (OP) duodecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,077

Rose gets the birdie. Magnificent putt under huge pressure.

Anonymous A (OP) tridecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,078

And Garcia misses a sitter. Rose back into the lead going into 17.

? replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,079

@777,064 (A)
@777,062 (A)
One madpost per reply.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,080

@previous (?)
Yes, try to keep it to that please.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,081

Rose in the rough off the tee, Garcia smack bang in the middle of the carpet.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,082

Rose finds the sand with his 2nd shot. A lot to do from there to make par.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,083

Garcia makes a complete pig's arse of his birdie putt.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,084

Rose bogies, Garcia makes par. All square going into the final hole!!! Can your nerves take it??

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,085

Both down the center of the fairway off the tee.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #777,087

Worst thread ever.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,088

@previous (D)

> Worst thread ever.

Then stop clicking on it and reading it you fucking retard.

Very fortunate bounce for Rose, about 12 feet from the pin. Garcia with a superb shot to within 10 feet. You feel one of them will birdie this and take the 2017 Masters title...

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,089

Rose to putt first.....

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,090

He's taking a while to size this one up...

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,091

Missed it!!! Over to you Garcia. This for his first ever major win, after 21 years of trying...

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,092

Sergio misses!!!! Unbelievable. Just didn't break left. We go to a play off.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,094

Garcia's wife is a fine-looking woman. Definite improvement on that horse-faced Martina Hingis he used to bang.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,095

The play-off by the way will be a sudden death format, playing holes 18 and 10 over and over until one player wins. Who will it be..??

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,096

There's a short break before we resume. Time to put a brew on.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,100

@777,062 (A)
Please do not do that...This thread is way too boring to be exposed to more than once..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,102

Rose in the pine needles off the tee. Not ideal at all. Garcia down the middle of the carpet again. Advantage Spain.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,103

Garcia on the green. The title is his for the taking here. Has he got the nerve...?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,104

It looks like Rose to putt first. If he misses Sergio will have 2 putts for the title.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,106

Missed it!! Garcia 2 putts for his first major.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,107

Rose just farted.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,108

Would you Adam and Eve it, he only needed one! Sergio Garcia is the 2017 Masters Champion!!!!! The Brits lose yet again lol.

Just after 6:30pm here, a nice balmy Des Moines evening, think I'll go for a walk with the lady friend, get some much-needed fresh air after all that excitement. So long fellow golf fans!!!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,110

@previous (A)
> ladyboy*

ftfy, tg.
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