Topic: Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped her this morning!

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,531

Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!

Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #776,976

Nice fantasypost.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,977

> she was nearly crying

Sounds about right, but since when have a young girls tears dissuaded you Matt?

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 55 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,993

@previous (?)
When they're no longer underage.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,009

Sounds like she is the one who "dumped" you.

cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,122

You're all degenerates

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #777,128

@previous (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)
Don't act like you're any better.

Minichan