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Topic: Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbation"

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,503

The bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission'

Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.

Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”

The bill, created by state representative Jessica Farrar of Houston, would also promote “fully abstinent sexual relations” and create a “Hospital Masturbatory Assistance Registry” to “provide fully-abstinent encouragement counselling, supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage for the semen.”

Allowing Texas men only “occasional” masturbatory emissions inside the approved facilities, the bill would insist that the resulting semen be “stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.”

After receiving its first reading, the bill has now been referred to the Texas House State Affairs Committee. Ms Farrar has proposed that it become law on September 1.


*Editorial note: "counselling"

Syntax approves of this sperling.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #776,697

After looking at her 7-year-old-rodeo-girl-outfit stretched to fit a husky 5'9 frame I don't think I'm going to orgasm again anyway.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,700

every sperm is sacred ???

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,719

texas? you'll get my cock when you pry it from my cold dead hand
just the one hand

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,758

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