Topic: Why is it so that white people cannot...

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,465

Why is it so that white people cannot:

Dance
Relax
Laugh
Not be racist
Not commit genocide
Not invade and bomb other countries
Live in colorful houses
Cook
Eat good food
Handle anything spicier than mayonnaise

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #776,431

I just slammed five glasses of Franzia and I can assure you I'm quite relaxed thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,434

They also cannot jump.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,435

@776,431 (Meta)
Why is it so that white people cannot drink socially without binging?

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,436

@previous (A)
I don't drink socially.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,437

Why is it that white people know who they daddy is?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,438

@776,435 (A)
> binging

google is preferable

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #776,442

@776,436 (Meta)
Exactly

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