Topic: Matt: please tell us about Asian street shitting
cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo started this discussion 9 years ago #61,408
Thanks.
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #775,955
It flavors the sewer oil.cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,956
1. When did your "shock induction training" begin?
2. What is your first memory of an Asian pottying in the street? #1, #2, or couldn't tell?
3. Does one wear special shoes?
4. Are there specially designated Asian shitting streets, or will any street do?
5. What is the etiquette around shitting in the street? Can anyone just squat down and let it fly? Should you warn your companions first? What about splashing?
Thanks.
2. What is your first memory of an Asian pottying in the street? #1, #2, or couldn't tell?
3. Does one wear special shoes?
4. Are there specially designated Asian shitting streets, or will any street do?
5. What is the etiquette around shitting in the street? Can anyone just squat down and let it fly? Should you warn your companions first? What about splashing?
Thanks.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,961
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,978
I know a little bit about American street shitting..
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,979
@775,956 (cccuuunnttt !yDoooooooo)
1. When did your "shock induction training" begin?
Ah, yes, it was upon my arrival to Beijing, when I witnessed a rather scruffy looking Chinese gentleman squatting in an alley and letting loose.
2. What is your first memory of an Asian pottying in the street? #1, #2, or couldn't tell?
#2
3. Does one wear special shoes?
Oh, no. Asians are very skilled at squatshitting without any damage to their haberdashery.
4. Are there specially designated Asian shitting streets, or will any street do?
Any street will do, but side streets are preferred, though I have seen Asians pissing, shitting, and puking in some of the finest parts of cities.
5. What is the etiquette around shitting in the street? Can anyone just squat down and let it fly? Should you warn your companions first? What about splashing?
Just squat and enjoy! Total disregard for other humans is the Asian way.
1. When did your "shock induction training" begin?
Ah, yes, it was upon my arrival to Beijing, when I witnessed a rather scruffy looking Chinese gentleman squatting in an alley and letting loose.
2. What is your first memory of an Asian pottying in the street? #1, #2, or couldn't tell?
#2
3. Does one wear special shoes?
Oh, no. Asians are very skilled at squatshitting without any damage to their haberdashery.
4. Are there specially designated Asian shitting streets, or will any street do?
Any street will do, but side streets are preferred, though I have seen Asians pissing, shitting, and puking in some of the finest parts of cities.
5. What is the etiquette around shitting in the street? Can anyone just squat down and let it fly? Should you warn your companions first? What about splashing?
Just squat and enjoy! Total disregard for other humans is the Asian way.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,064
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Jesus Christ that's disgusting ?
If I lived in China I'd join Falun Gong so I could get executed.
Jesus Christ that's disgusting ?
If I lived in China I'd join Falun Gong so I could get executed.