Topic: Public poopers: How do you do it?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,406

I want a full explanation. I can barely pee in a public bathroom. Pooping in public is just uncivilized. Please explain.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #775,935

You do realize that no one can see you when you're pooping right?

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,936

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah but they can often identify you by your shoes and/or pants.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,937

@previous (Meta)
So don't wear shoes or pants.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #775,938

@775,935 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They see you when you come out of the bathroom
They see you and judge you

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #775,939

@775,937 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You know come to think of it the dress code only said that men should wear khakis or slacks. It never said must wear.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #775,940

@775,938 (A)
"Oh man that person poops. What a fucking loser."

Is that what you think goes through the minds of people who happen to see you leaving a bathroom???

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #775,941

@775,939 (Meta)
Right. Suggestions are not laws. They can be disobeyed when it's convenient to do so. Thanks.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #775,942

@775,938 (A)

The secret is that you don't have to care what random strangers think of you because it is inconsequential.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,945

Shock induction training though Asian street shitting is the first step.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,946

It's weird using public bathrooms as a non passable transperson

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,948

I find a crowded area, pull down my pants and do a big poo on the floor :D

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,980

@775,935 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you have sense...You will poop where others can not see you..

Sometimes you do not have as much choice as to the location as you would like..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,007

Think about living in prison!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,010

I read and sing sometimes

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,012

@775,946 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Not just for you, honey!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,057

@776,010 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Reading and singing in a public toilet is a little strange. Do you ever do #3's in a public toilet?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,062

@776,012 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Oh yeah, I know. It's only weird for me because it is weird for other folks.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,066

@775,936 (Meta)
i love how american bathrooms have massive gaps. why does merica not have functional doors on bathroom stalls

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,067

@previous (L)
because we're a poop-positive society

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #776,068

@776,062 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh. Do you use the women's restroom? How has the response been? Has anyone said anything to you?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,096

@previous (A)
Only if I REALLY have an emergency, I don't want to make folk uncomfortable. Nah, no one has ever said anything to me in the barhroom.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,101

@776,057 (K)
What is a three?

Anonymous L replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,103

@776,096 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Serious question, if you don't pass and don't want to make folks uncomfortable, why not just use the male bathroom?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,106

@776,096 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Women are extremely slow at going to the bathroom though. How could you possibly save time by going to a women's restroom instead of a men's

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,110

@776,103 (L)
@previous (M)
You know why

Anonymous L replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,111

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
No, I don't. Hence my question. And I'm not asking you, nor do I care about your opinion.

Anonymous M replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,113

how public a toilet are we talking here

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,117

@776,103 (L)
@776,106 (M)
I usually do use the men's bathroom. Occasionally the women's restroom is open and if I am wearing clothes that are blatantly female, I'll use it.

Anonymous L replied with this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,118

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
oh ok that makes sense, thanks for answering

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,119

@previous (L)
Your welcome.

Anonymous L replied with this 9 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,120

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
you're

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,122

@previous (L)
your're

Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,124

@776,101 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Masturbating

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,132

@776,111 (L)
K

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,248

@776,117 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Why in the FUCK would you have on female clothes...Sounds like brain damage..

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #776,249

@previous (H)
I like the wat...my lips...feel...around a big ole m...mushroom head

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