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Topic: Changing for gym class

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #614

I am a 16 year old male and I have bacne and acne and I'm kinda fat, really self conscious, and I have to change for gym class with about 50 other boys, which I hate. What can I do?

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #12,189

Trust me man, here's the way to solve it. If anyone starts saying anything or making fun of you, walk up to him, completely NAKED, and KICK him in the NUTS. No one will EVER say anything again.

Ninjj !nuPIzzAD4Y joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,191

They don't give a fuc they are not gays

put a burlap sac w/ holes cut for eyes and get nude and wave your dick around in the locker room
jump into the showers and masturbate and woop woop woop fuck the police

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,192

Man up

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,194

I'm not really like that though, I was raised sheltered and when someone starts to attack me verbally or physically I usually just back off. Plus, if I do that and word starts spreading and shit, I dunno if I could take that. PLUS, I don't want to be all weird and tell everyone I'm self conscious about myself.

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,197

@previous (A)
Can you change in a bathroom stall?

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,199

@12,194 (A)
Kick him in the nuts. No one will ever mess with you again.

Ninjj !nuPIzzAD4Y replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,201

@12,194 (A)
Can't you just wear an undershirt? Or put on your shirt and take the under-shirt off from under your gym shirt?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,203

@12,197 (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
I've never even BEEN in the changeroom because I didn't have my gym clothes, I was thinking of wearing my shorts under my pants, and then just putting them back on after, but people might think that's weird, plus I have gym first period, so then I'd have 6 hours of sweaty shorts under my jeans which probably wouldn't smell too good.

I was thinking of BS'ing my teacher and saying I have cuts and stuff that I am self conscious about.

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,204

@previous (A)
Wait, why can't you change in a toilet stall?

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,206

@12,203 (A)
MAn, I feel for you, but trust me, I know what I am talking about. If you do anything out of the norm to cover up anything, those fuckers will latch onto that and be merciless. You have to take the bull by the horns, and kick them in the nuts.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,207

Hm.

Just say I have to take a piss every morning and change in there to...?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,208

At least you get to go to a real school, instead of sitting in your living room reading bronze age fairy-tales in a "biology" textbook.

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,210

@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
You are home schooled by very religious parents, I presume?

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,212

@12,204 (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
Doesn't work that way for boys. Boys are merciless.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,214

@12,210 (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
My mom was religious, my dad was not, but he went along with it.

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,218

@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Man, so you had to read textbooks that were all about creationism?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,219

@previous (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pensacola_Christian_College#A_Beka_Book

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,220

I don't know what to do, and every day that I DON'T change I lose 5 "points" to my final grade, which isn't good. Plus, we are doing fitness testing, I can run in my jeans and do better then some people in that class, I just don't like changing.

I was also thinking of coming in late and changing while no one was in there.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,221

@previous (A)
Do you have a small cock?

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,224

@12,208 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
A Boarding School where your Mum is the Headteacher is not to hot either.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,226

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Are there girls there?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,229

@12,221 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
I'm not gonna be completely naked in there so that doesn't matter too much, but my flaccid penis is small as fuck. (an inch or two) Erect, maybe 6-7 inches depending on what.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,230

@12,219 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Not a Beka Book!! Oh man, I am sorry.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,235

@previous (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
yup. I can vouch for all the quotes in that article, too. I specifically remember being caught off guard by this gem in the 10th grade or so:
"Some have suggested that as Christ returns, the New Jerusalem, a satellite space city, begins its descent toward the earth (Rev.21:1-2). This event has not gone unnoticed by the sophisticated tracking devices of the world. The armies of the world therefore pinpoint its destination as Jerusalem and gather there to do battle against what they interpret as invaders from outer space."

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,239

@12,229 (A)
6-7 inches is bigger than average, nigga you trolling!

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,240

@12,226 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Some not many.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,242

@12,239 (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
That's erect. But when flaccid it's 1 or 2 inches, not really something I want to shove in people's faces.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,243

@12,239 (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
that's hard though. It's probably not gonna be hard in the middle of a locker room filled with boys (if it is, he's got other things to be worried about).

Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,244

@12,235 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
oh man I am sorry

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,245

@12,240 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Fuck the girls then. Problem solved. Appreciate the opportunity you have. At least you have a chance to properly socialize. I would kill an untold amount of people to have your life.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc double-posted this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,247

@12,244 (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Yeah, it's probably the worst fucking thing anybody has ever done to me.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,257

@12,245 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
I did just that [one at least] and I'm now in all manner of trouble. Suspended for two weeks - Gated for the same period. Confined to my bedroom from 9:30 pm till 12 midday each day. Not quite due to sexual activity alone but can you imagine my Mums face.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,258

So...

What's the final plan?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,260

@12,257 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
And your NOT a virgin? At the age of what, 16? I didn't lose my virginity until last weekend, and I'm fucking 20. You are in good shape, dude. Don't fucking complain. You have no problems other than the normal teenage ones. Just learn to be grateful.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,262

@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
How did it go?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,266

@previous (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
it was alright. Just glad it's fucking done with. Seeing her again this saturday for some LSD fun.

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,268

@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Great! Are you dating this girl now?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,272

@previous (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
No, she's a drifter.

I met her at one of these in Ocala:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Gathering

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,274

@12,260 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
13yrs old [Jan. 2011]

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,276

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Whatever, Harry Potter.

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,279

@12,272 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Cool. Well my friend thinks that you are a virgin, so we'll keep your recent deflowering a secret.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,285

@previous (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
cool. I'm actually still waiting on the tickets I ordered. Im getting nervous, and am starting to expect some douchebaggery at the front office for my apartment, where the packages get dropped off.

totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,290

@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Can you track them online?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,296

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

WTF IS THIS SHIT THAT IS PLAYING.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,299

@12,290 (totoforhire !!TPesVWBmL)
I actually don't know. I ordered it with ticketmaster. I shall check tomorrow.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,315

Coming back to the Topic I feel sorry for the guy and his changing problem. I think the more you avoid this situation the worse it will get. You just got brazen it out. Get stripped like it was an every day occurance no matter how much it hurts. don't respond to the piss takers other than with a smile. Good luck.
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