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Topic: I ate fried chicken and watermelon for breakfast lunch and dinner today. AMA

Meta started this discussion 9 years ago #61,386

It ended up being 9 drumsticks (three per meal) and about half a watermelon. I also had some strawberries.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #775,784

Ok Ms. Dolezal

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,798

What advice can you give to a white guy who wants to sexually satisfy a woman?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,877

@previous (C)
what

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,878

@previous (D)
I said: "What advice can you give to a white guy who wants to sexually satisfy a woman?"

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,889

@775,798 (C)
> What advice can you give to a white guy who wants to sexually satisfy a woman?
Women actually like fat guys because they're more squishy. So eat a lot of fried foods.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,891

@previous (Meta)
Why didn't you get a mini watermelon if you weren't going to eat it all you wasteful motherfucker?

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,893

@previous (?)
1. Mini watermelæ are twice as expensive.
2. The other half is in the refrigerator waiting for me to eat it over the next day or two. Watermelon keeps for like a week in the fridge.

? replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,910

@previous (Meta)
TBH I'm bad at budgeting in the produce section pulling out all the little plastic bags AND filling them up works my ADHD worse than a pure ayran high school girl locked in the bathroom with three illegals. :(

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,911

hey KFCs are bad for the chicken layer and SUV rays

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,916

@775,910 (?)
You can't handle a full size watermelon ?

I bet you're one of the millennial cucktards who thinks crunchberries are an actual fruit ?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,934

@previous (Meta)
i saw a sign that said grapes were $1.50/lb or something and assumed it meant all the pre-packaged bags of grapes were absurdly cheap and accidentally spent $8 on grapes

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,943

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I don't get it

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,953

@previous (H)
you know those sacks of grapes
i thought the price on the sign was the price for each sack
it was the price per pound
there were multiple pounds per sack
i was sad

Meta (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,954

@775,934 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Damn those would be cheap grapes! I don't think I could eat that many before they go bad. I'm not a big grape fan. They're too sweet for me.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,962

@previous (Meta)
yeah i mostly stick to clementines, berries, and kiwis
pineapple if i have the time to cut it
and i guess avocados are a fruit

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,965

The secret ingredient in my families fried chicken, is KFC

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,981

@OP

Did you poop outside..
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