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Topic: Why I NEED to start drinking again.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #61,370

The universe is broken or I have gone insane. When I was drinking the universe was fixed. Every day things are making less and less sense. THEY are deleting the keys. You need to understand that the communications disappear and don't make sense like they did when I was drinking. I bet you from that first sip of beer I will be connected to reality and the real universe again. Sophie is right, there is a conspiracy. Alcohol is the elixir of reality, it can help you remain. Maybe it will take me back, this is not reality but simply the musings of a madman. Alcohol will take me back to reality and sanity. I need to drink to save the universe and return everything back to normal. Don't worry, it is all going to be OK.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #775,702

Green please trust me you don't want to pick up the bottle again. It's like a deal with devil. You'll feel good but you will pay it all back with interest.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,703

@previous (Meta)
It is the only way to make sense of the universe again. I need to drink for the sake of fixing everything and putting it back to normal. The world has gotten darker and scarier since I stopped drinking.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,707

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
So then drink for Christ's sake, just stop babbling on about it on here.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 59 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,709

@previous (C)
Nice TGpost.

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #775,712

I never advocated alcohol as a vice.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,817

Take some mushrooms, maybe eat some L. Smoke weed?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,833

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

"I know some new tricks," said the Cat in the Hat. "A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your mother will not mind at all if I do."
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