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Topic: Would a college allow you to study the same subject for over 20 years?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,263

Just wondering really. Would a college allow a student to study on campus for 25 years no matter how much money they had? What about a college like Harvard? Wouldn't it damage their reputation if a student couldn't graduate?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #774,882

Colleges don't care how long someone is there as long as they're paying. Colleges are businesses.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #774,892

@previous (B)
But surely their reputation is on the line if... let's say a medical student was there 25 years in a top college.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #774,894

@previous (A)
Who would know about it? Only interviewers. And so at the interview the hospital (in your example) would simply ask the candidate why he or she is now 45 years old and applying for their first job as a junior doctor. If the candidate blames the university, the interviewer can smply say: "No, that can't be it, because everyone else graduated in the normal time. More likely, you are a rich moron, yes?" Like that.

The Witch Doctor !6oTaUjaLwc joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #774,904

The college I finished kicks you out if you don't finish the programme in <amount of year it lasts>*2+1 years...

So for a bachelor degree that takes regularly 3 years, you have to finish it in 7 or getthefuck out. There's also a rule that you get kicked out if you fail one subject 3 times.

And I assume any sane institution has something like that (if I'm not mistaken, it's in the Bologna declaration).

Short answer: you can't study for 20 years you fucking NEET.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,907

apparently my school doesn't really care about how long you take, you just can't keep studying forever after you go over the requisite number of credits. and even then you can stay, but any classes you take that aren't directly toward your program don't count for your gpa.

The Witch Doctor !6oTaUjaLwc replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,908

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Lol, all my grades counted towards my GPA, I had like 230 ECTS at the end of my bachelors (180 needed, a.k.a. 60 per year). I'm glad they all counted, the extra ones were good grades from subjects I cared about.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,910

@774,904 (The Witch Doctor !6oTaUjaLwc)
Matt we all know it took you a laughable amount of time to graduate from shitty state schools settle down.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,914

@previous (?)
O fuck hahaha, I forgot to change back to my name after testing a few variations of the "leaked" trip... sorry for the confusion, all the info I stated was correct. Suck a good ol' bag'o'dicks, leaf! :)

? replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,915

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
Thanks for clarifying my gullible skate bum friend.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,929

@774,908 (The Witch Doctor !6oTaUjaLwc)
i kind of agree! i'm having some trouble because my program has a load of red tape and i'm trying to fit all the classes i want to take

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,931

@774,904 (The Witch Doctor !6oTaUjaLwc)

> The college I finished kicks you out if you don't finish the programme in <amount of year it lasts>*2+1 years...
>
> So for a bachelor degree that takes regularly 3 years, you have to finish it in 7 or getthefuck out. There's also a rule that you get kicked out if you fail one subject 3 times.
>
> And I assume any sane institution has something like that (if I'm not mistaken, it's in the Bologna declaration).
>
> Short answer: you can't study for 20 years you fucking NEET.

BS
It took you 20 years just to get your BA in languages. Nor were you intelligent enough to study any Asian language.

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,942

@previous (F)
syntax


@774,914 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)

> O fuck hahaha, I forgot to change back to my name after testing a few variations of the "leaked" trip... sorry for the confusion, all the info I stated was correct. Suck a good ol' bag'o'dicks, leaf! :)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,948

@774,904 (The Witch Doctor !6oTaUjaLwc)
Mmmmmmm, a tasty bologna and cheese declaration

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,956

@774,931 (F)
Re: Harvard Medical

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,000

@774,931 (F)
Funny how I am fluent in Mandarin then.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,003

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

Record yourself telling your enemies to suck a dick in Mandarin, Indy! Nows your chance to show them up!

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,007

@775,000 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

> Funny how I am fluent in Mandarin then.

Prove it. What's "You're not my boyfriend you fat American weirdo" in Mandarin?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,008

@previous (B)
You should really ask him about a phrase he hasn't heard repeatedly.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,035

@OP
Yes, if you work your way up the academic ladder from Diploma to PhD, after which you may continue as a research fellow.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,036

@775,000 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

> Funny how I am fluent in Mandarin then.

What I like about Mandarin is you can say 'nigger' a lot

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,041

community colleges would. in fact you can just audit courses for no credit. i went back a few years ago because i was bored and audited some art classes and stuff. it was fun. in fact it would probably be pretty cool to go back and audit some astronomy courses. a lot of the stuff i learned back in the day is just now really being confirmed, gravity waves, higgs, etc. so it would be neat to learn about what they're working towards over the next 10 years. taking some music theory type courses would be fun too since i quit music well before i got to theory.

anyway, if you're actually looking to be a life time student then it's totally doable, just not really with universities. Trump University, i guess, but not like a real university with like legit instructors and course work.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,042

@previous (squeegee)
what is auditing a course

? replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,044

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You sit in but don't record a grade. I don't know whether you perform examinations or not.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #775,046

@previous (?)
i don't know if i'd have the motivation to do that
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