Topic: beckys bulging baby bump

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,239

Don't kill me mama, the baby cried!
You inconvenience my lawyering, becky replied.
And just like that, her belly was flat.
RIP in pieces, the baby has died.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #774,713

papa don't preach I'mma keep my baby

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #774,741

You need an AABB rhyme scheme you fucking idiot.

chill_dish joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #774,743

mama, i've just killed a aman
put a gun against his head
now ...

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,756

@previous (chill_dish)
I shot a man in Reno...Just to watch him die..

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,889

@774,741 (?)
No I don't. Thanks

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,940

@774,741 (?)
wow. bad day?

? replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,994

@previous (hot toddy)
I'm passionate about poetry.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,054

looks like you tried to do a limerick but didn't do it very well

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,198

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I sang it in a kind of 1950s-esque rock and roll style and it worked pretty well.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #775,204

What shade of brown will becky's baby be?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #778,807

@previous (J)
Poot-brown™

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #778,826

@previous (A)
I'm glad you addressed that post 2 weeks later. We were all waiting for the answer.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #778,830

@778,807 (A)
Umm... poots are green.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #779,815

@778,826 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know.

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