Topic: Aren't you supposed to give hookers tips?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,234

All I did was tell my rent boy to do a better job wiping his shitty arse and he spazzed the fuck out, started screaming that he couldn't afford toilet paper because the BBC was hounding him for his license fee.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #774,699

i dont give hookers tips, in taiwan you can get them for 20$ all night, and you can fuck them with cocaine all night long

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #774,709

Tip of the penis.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,723

train to be welder instead of dirty whorebag

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,729

It's called cab fare.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,733

@774,709 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Tip of the penis.

Tip of your skull

Cuntster !udXF0njnl. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,752

The only tip a hooker needs is "apologize to your father".

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,754

I went to a local brothel once...I paid the f quoted fee and them once I had the plump brunette I had chosen in private she started haggling for a 'tip'..

I wish I would not have balked...As she just laid there like a corpse as I boned her..

But hey...Forty bucks was a lot back then..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,795

some girls are lucky to have understanding a supportive parents for their career choice.
yes, sometimes the father is so cool that he's her best customer

Cuntster !udXF0njnl. replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,821

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

> some girls are lucky to have understanding a supportive parents for their career choice.
> yes, sometimes the father is so cool that he's her best customer

When did incest become cool?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 53 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,838

@previous (Cuntster !udXF0njnl.)
what are you talking about

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,847

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
75% of the girls I've put my penis into the last calendar year have called me daddy unprompted.

Incest is pretty cool.*

*I preemptively disavow this statement and attribute it to a hacked UID in the event of a career in politics**

**unless I'm elected from the former confederacy

Edit: I didn't prompt the other 25% we just had boring vanilla couplings while blaring top 40 or worship music to cover up the sinful sound of two consensual adults pretending to make one another orgasm.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Minichan