Topic: Dumped again

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 9 years ago #61,182

Fuck it. My new girlfriend who works as a dance teacher dumped me last night. She said I'm a great guy but there was something missing between us.

Fuck sake.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #774,256

Have you thought about being TGcomix's shitty arse bum lover?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #774,257

Oh well, better hit the coke.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #774,258

@774,256 (B)
No human being can ever be that desperate.

@previous (C)
Nah.. I quit the powder

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #774,261

lmao I actually did laugh this time

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #774,267

Damlol

Dw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #774,268

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,287

@774,261 (D)
That's okay. I also laughed at myself which is healthy enough. At least I got laid. Back to tinder.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,307

Can you send her here? I have some questions for her.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,315

This is why 2D>3D

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,328

@774,307 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
I don't think I'll talk to her again but out of interest what sort of questions would you ask?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,338

Did you cry?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,344

@previous (I)
No but I did feel sad for a few hours. Luckily we had only been dating for a month so any emotional attachments were shallow.

Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,349

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Maybe this emotional unavailability is the reason she dumped you.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,352

@previous (I)

> Maybe this emotional unavailability is the reason she dumped you.

Are you telling me you fall in love with people after a month or less dating? Most girls would find that needy to say the least.

Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,354

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
True love has no time limitations.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,358

@previous (I)
Only in poems and song lyrics

Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,359

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You should give up Western women then.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,361

@previous (I)
I'll take what I can get. We'll see where the tinder dice land.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,372

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Remember when I told you she'd break up with you because you spent the entire time talking about yourself and demonstrating your shit personality?

I do!

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,375

@previous (?)
But he has a £750k one bedroom flat in a no-go zone ?

? replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,378

@previous (Meta)

I was pissed he didn't mention the flat, I almost had my first winning svet bingo card.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,381

@774,328 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Things like:
What sexual perversions does Svet have
Does he cry every day in the shower

That's it, actually.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,384

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
I like to bath so only shower maybe twice a week but no I don't cry. I sometimes drink a beer in the shower for giggles.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #774,395

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You ignored the question about sexual perversions so I will just assume you are into diaper play and popping balloons naked.

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