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Topic: why don't they sell any black toilet paper

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 9 years ago #61,106

It's always white, or pale beige if you find the cheapest. I think I remember lightly pink or green ones used to be around.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #773,592

Tissue Paper - Black
SKU # 84519
Price: $8.75
4 + $6.75

https://www.storesupply.com/

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,595

@previous (B)
why don't the shops stock it then

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,596

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Institutionalized white toilet paper supremacy.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,597

I, for one, enjoy seeing poop on the white toilet paper. What better color than white to show the color?

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,598

@773,595 (Sheila LaBoof)
Anon B here with what you need
Amazon.com is as u no the premium modern way to buy most of what you need what or will want someday in past present or future

https://www.amazon.com/Flatscooter-Premium-Individually-Wrapped-Toilet/dp/B00WDGY9AQ/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1490467705&sr=8-2&keywords=black+toilet+paper

If you must buy it from a box store?
http://www.target.com/s/black%20toilet%20paper?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google&fndsrc=tgtao&CPNG=Bath_Bath+Generic&adgroup=Bath_Tissue&LID=700000001171624p9478274561&LNM=black+toilet+paper&MT=p&network=g&device=c&location=9031297&gclid=COjS-Iqq8tICFchefgodk4EFUw&gclsrc=aw.ds

Target says in a paid for Ad on Google they have it in Black. 12 Pages n I have no tyme left to look beyond the first page which is racist as it only has TP in White but 12 pages so have fun.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,601

@previous (Syntax)
That skiing accident didn't spare you much wit, did it?

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,603

@773,598 (Syntax)
amazon doesn't work everywehre

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,604

@773,597 (D)

> I, for one, enjoy seeing poop on the white toilet paper. What better color than white to show the color?

This is a salient point. How do people tell if they are done when the toilet paper doesn't make the shit easily seen?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,614

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
how did you not figure that out on your own
I can't tell if u are stupid or joking again

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,619

@773,601 (?)

> That skiing accident didn't spare you much wit, did it?

I still have a nagging pain in my right shoulder at the point my shoulder jammed into the tree. First tree got my shoulder and 2nd tree got my knee but that was just a bloody mess and healed quickly with no lasting after effects.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,639

@773,614 (F)
ok wiseguy, how do you tell you are done when you can't see the shit very well
@previous (Syntax)
was it the same tree that got Sonny Bono

Kafir !!96iJ6Epr+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,657

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Yes, but ysk that tree assassin was on Cher's payroll.

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,658

I wouldn't ski if you paid me to ?
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