Topic: Here is why Dane Cook is not funny.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #61,097

This is actually one of his supposed jokes! Not fucking kidding! Who would laugh at this?

Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?I hate it when somebody turns around in my driveway. You're just sitting comfortably, watching T, you hear a car pulling up. Like, "Who is this?!" It's so disruptive. You look out: strange car, you don't know if it's a government official. You start getting concerned "What, I don't know this car!" Then they turn to leave. You're like, "You son of a bitch! You wasted moments of my life! Moments I will never get back!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #773,494

Dane Cook is funnier than you.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,498

@previous (B)
Please point out what is funny about that joke I posted.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,518

"Fuck you, I'm funnier than a pile of dead niggers" -- Dane Cook
omygod did you hear what he said

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