Topic: i hate going poop

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,088

biggest waste of time

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later[^] [v] #773,410

Just don't poop!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,411

Remember that woman from the Obsessed tv show who hated pooping so much that she wouldnt eat veggies and she scrubbed out her anus with a toothbrush?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,412

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
no

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,413

@773,411 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Jesus Christ I bet that hurt :(

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,414

@773,412 (A)
@previous (B)
www.google.com/amp/www.stereogum.com/1774500/obsessed_shit_just_got_real_no/vg-loc/videogum%3Famp%3D1

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,416

@773,411 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> she scrubbed out her anus with a toothbrush?

How would this help her not to shit?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,417

@773,411 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I saw an episode of something where a woman thought drinking her own pee was curing her cancer.

Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,418

I can't shit ;(

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,419

@773,414 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Incidentally I've heard that's what men who want to get pozzed do.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,424

@773,416 (D)
It helped her feel clean after shitting

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,425

@773,419 (B)
Yes Ive heard that. Its pig disgusting.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,426

@773,424 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I guess she could squirt Listerine in there too ?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,429

@previous (B)
If I were a gay male, Id by so paranoid of butt stuff.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,431

@773,424 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Why not just use an enema though? How on earth would sticking a toothbrush up her ass and bringing it back out with tiny beads of shit all over the bristles, which she would then need to clean, presumably with her fingers as one tends to clean toothbrushes, help her feel clean?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,434

@previous (D)
She used enemas with it.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,440

@773,429 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yeah me too. I've had gay feelings but not acted on them for their reason.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,445

Stick a cork in it inb4 the madposter starts making his generic comment.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,450

@773,434 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Then of what use was the toothbrush?

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,451

Stop eating

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,454

@773,450 (D)
I think to scrub after the enema

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,459

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
But then she's faced with the problem I stated at the beginning - sticking a toothbrush up her ass and bringing it back out with tiny beads of shit all over the bristles, which she would then need to clean, presumably with her fingers as one tends to clean toothbrushes. Or (if the enema did its job) the toothbrush would be redundant. Either way, I don't understand how the toothbrush helps circumvent her fear and disgust of shit. It only seems to make it worse; to bring her into closer contact with her own shit.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,470

@previous (D)
Dude i dont know

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,474

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Then why didn't you just say that the first time round?

Excuse me now please, I have another fish to fry.

Anonymous D double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,475

@773,445 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Stick a cork in it inb4 the madposter starts making his generic comment.

Do you often stick corks up your unwiped shitty arse, you British berk?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,476

@previous (D)
:)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,481

@773,474 (D)
Nice madpost

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,482

@773,475 (D)
Pick a schtick tg.

tg replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,484

@previous (?)
I did already, I picked the shtick which makes you think that every post ever written on here is by tg

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,508

@previous (tg)
Go to sleep, TG.

TG replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,557

@previous (K)
Why?

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