Topic: American Millennial
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,078
> be woman> forget to check gas too busy eating burgers
> car runs out of gas
> wellshit.jpeg
> guess i'll just sit here for five days
> five days later
> huh i can use my legs? holy shit?
> whoah look at that this could have been solved in a matter of 5 hours
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #773,338
Kill yourself, Matt.
Kafir !!96iJ6Epr+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,340
I remember how I had to survive without a carer for a whole week one time. It was sorta like 'Lord of the Flies', but less deserted islandy.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,341
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,362
@OP
Judging by the redness of her skin, she is suffering from great embarassment
Judging by the redness of her skin, she is suffering from great embarassment
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,364
What's with the weird gaps in her eyebrows?
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,366
lol I didn't even notice the eyebrows.
no doubt it's a millennial nonsense
no doubt it's a millennial nonsense
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,376
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,377
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,379
@previous (Meta)
If you can't think your way out of nearly dying by running out of gas, it's likely you won't think of increasing your kill score artificially.
If you can't think your way out of nearly dying by running out of gas, it's likely you won't think of increasing your kill score artificially.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,380
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,383
Meta double-posted this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,384
@773,379 (G)
What if you kill so many people that you don't have enough eyebrow left to put in anymore gaps?
What if you kill so many people that you don't have enough eyebrow left to put in anymore gaps?
Meta triple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,385
> using Google Maps for navigation with about 70 miles of gas left before the needle hit E. When the navigation told her to turn down one road, she was skeptical but “decided to trust Google,” she wrote. About 35 miles later, the GPS told her to turn down a road that didn’t exist. Soon, she was lost and low on fuel.These millenial libtards and their Google. If she would have used dadmaps and a dadcompass she would have been fine.