Topic: When I die, will I get my own sticky on here?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,066
And if yes, for how long will it stay stuck?
r04r joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later[^] [v] #773,132
if we find out about it. be sure to leave a note asking for minichan.org to be informed.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #773,133
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #773,141
Do it! See what happens! :D
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,144
@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
I fully intend to. I'll leave a note in my will. I'm also planning to bequeath my Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd collection to Fuckalms, and my copy of Plato's Republic to Fake Anon.
I fully intend to. I'll leave a note in my will. I'm also planning to bequeath my Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd collection to Fuckalms, and my copy of Plato's Republic to Fake Anon.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #773,146
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,227
But make sure you die in a dramatic way!!!
Suicide by cop, car crash, burned to death, killed by BLiesM, when one of syntax's many spies kill you....
Don't make it boring like a heart attack or drowning.
Suicide by cop, car crash, burned to death, killed by BLiesM, when one of syntax's many spies kill you....
Don't make it boring like a heart attack or drowning.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,234
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,242
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,248
Why don't they make prepackaged suicide kits? It could come with a carbon monoxide tank and a breathing mask, and one of those heart rate/blood oxygen level monitors you clip on your finger. This could be linked to GPS technology and WiFi to alert the proper authorities when you've died so they can collect the body.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,250
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,251
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It's set up to alert the authorities only when your heart stops beating.
When you buy the kit you go online and you can fill in your address, last wishes, etc, and then when you're ready you put the blood oxygen/heart rate monitor on and start breathing the carbon monoxide from the mask. When the system detects that you've died, it automatically dispatches a crew to collect the body.
It's set up to alert the authorities only when your heart stops beating.
When you buy the kit you go online and you can fill in your address, last wishes, etc, and then when you're ready you put the blood oxygen/heart rate monitor on and start breathing the carbon monoxide from the mask. When the system detects that you've died, it automatically dispatches a crew to collect the body.
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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,253
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,254
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It could be set to alert the authorities after your heart's stopped beating for an hour.
It could be set to alert the authorities after your heart's stopped beating for an hour.
Meta double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,256
It should cost less than $20 of course
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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,257
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,258
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,334
@773,251 (Meta)
> It's set up to alert the authorities only when your heart stops beating.
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> When you buy the kit you go online and you can fill in your address, last wishes, etc, and then when you're ready you put the blood oxygen/heart rate monitor on and start breathing the carbon monoxide from the mask. When the system detects that you've died, it automatically dispatches a crew to collect the body.
this is a really good product. would kickstart
> It's set up to alert the authorities only when your heart stops beating.
>
> When you buy the kit you go online and you can fill in your address, last wishes, etc, and then when you're ready you put the blood oxygen/heart rate monitor on and start breathing the carbon monoxide from the mask. When the system detects that you've died, it automatically dispatches a crew to collect the body.
this is a really good product. would kickstart
? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #773,399
@previous (I)
They don't let tubby people on network TV but I can see meta pitching this on shark tank. Barb would gobble it up like a fly in a poop cup.
They don't let tubby people on network TV but I can see meta pitching this on shark tank. Barb would gobble it up like a fly in a poop cup.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #773,401
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #773,403
@773,399 (?)Wiki says 1.28% carbon monoxide will produce "Unconsciousness after 2–3 breaths. Death in less than three minutes." Which sounds pretty good. You just put the mask on, take a few deep breaths and go to sleep.
The only problem is people (obviously) won't be able to review it so customers will just have to trust it. Bonus: carbon monoxide poisoning leaves you looking healthy with pink cheeks, not all icky and pale.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #773,404
@previous (Meta)
this looks like a wikihow drawing. is there really a wikihow article on killing yourself with various gasses?
this looks like a wikihow drawing. is there really a wikihow article on killing yourself with various gasses?