Topic: I was circumcised. Therefore, I will never be as happy as I could have been had I not been cut.
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #61,047
Fuck you for that mom and dad. And fuck you whoever did this to me. Fuck Kellogg. I hope some one digs you up, shits in your mouth, and throws you into the nearest landfill.
I do not buy anything Kellogg's. I do not eat even off-brand generic corn flakes or frosted flakes. I plan on restoring when I have money.
If you chose circumcision for your kids, then on their behalf: fuck you.
This shit needs to be illegal. Don't even have it go through Congress, just make an executive order.
I do not buy anything Kellogg's. I do not eat even off-brand generic corn flakes or frosted flakes. I plan on restoring when I have money.
If you chose circumcision for your kids, then on their behalf: fuck you.
This shit needs to be illegal. Don't even have it go through Congress, just make an executive order.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #772,894
Are you upset cause now you can't eat your own dick cheese?
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,898
Lol at your no foreskin.
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,899
Dude, just restore that shit. Fuck circumcision, they gave me a medical cut for a phony diagnosis of phimosis.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,906
@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
> they gave me a medical cut for a phony diagnosis of phimosis
Please explain that most bizarre statement.
> they gave me a medical cut for a phony diagnosis of phimosis
Please explain that most bizarre statement.
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,941
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,949
Not to many miles from where I live there is a company that buys fresh foreskins and makes a skin cream.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/10/baby-foreskin-facial_n_7040808.html
http://sdcitybeat.com/news-and-opinion/news/140-million-foreskin/
The $140-million foreskin
How San Diego biotech benefits from circumcision
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/10/baby-foreskin-facial_n_7040808.html
http://sdcitybeat.com/news-and-opinion/news/140-million-foreskin/
The $140-million foreskin
How San Diego biotech benefits from circumcision
Advanced BioHealing's Dermagraft skin substitute uses cells derived from an infant foreskin. (Courtesy: Advanced BioHealing)
In the bio-tech industry, the term “neonatal fibroblast” is often code for “baby foreskin,” or at least the cells derived from one.
Much like embryonic stem cells may revolutionize treatments for a wide range of chronic and genetic disorders, the neonatal fibroblast has changed how medical and cosmetic doctors heal the skin.
San Diego doctors have appreciated the potential of the foreskin as far back as the 19th century. As Dr. Peter Charles Remondino wrote in 1891 in The History of Circumcision, “for skin-transplanting there is nothing superior to the plants offered by the prepuce of a boy.”
What Remondino couldn't have foreseen is how San Diego County's bio-science industry would develop foreskin technology. For example, Invitrogen Corp., a subsidiary of Carlsbad-based Life Technologies Corp., offers neonatal fibroblasts for $339 per 500,000-cell vial.
Asked where the foreskins come from, spokesperson Tim Ingersoll responded via e-mail: “Life Technologies produces research-use only products using neonatal foreskins discarded from circumcisions with full, informed consent.”
Foreskin research is more closely associated with La Jolla-based Advanced Tissue Sciences. In the early '90s, the company invented a way to grow and use the fibroblast cells in a skin overlay that could produce collagen and other biological elements to heal wounds.
ATS eventually became financially insolvent and spent the past decade liquidating its assets. Co-founder Dr. Gail Naughton is now dean of the SDSU School of Business Administration.
The foreskin formula also stayed local. Advanced BioHealing, a Connecticut-based company with a 70,000-square-foot manufacturing facility in La Jolla, currently uses ATS's “Dermagraft” treatment, which is applied primarily to diabetic foot ulcers. Carlsbad-based SkinMedica also employs ATS's fibroblast process but discards the cells and uses only the protein-rich culture in its skin-cream products.
According to the corporate-analysis firm Hoovers, SkinMedica has a staff of 160 employees and reports $60 million annually in sales. Advanced BioHealing estimates that it pulled in $80 million in sales in 2009 and grew its workforce to 250 employees.
Neither company has acquired a prepuce in nearly 20 years: Advanced BioHealing and SkinMedica's cells lines are both derived from a single foreskin.
Technically, a fibroblast can be made from any skin tissue, old or young, but the healing properties of infant skin are superior. The fibroblast can come from the skin of any body part, but circumcision means there's already a surplus of infant skin that would otherwise be destroyed.
“It comes down to the availability of tissue,” Charlie Hart, chief scientific officer for Advanced BioHealing, says. “Collecting tissue from a different site would be an abnormal surgical procedure and there would be a lot of ethical issues with that.”
SkinMedica has been questioned for using the foreskin culture in its Oprah-endorsed anti-aging products.
“Initially, there was a misunderstanding and people thought we were actually grinding up the foreskin,” SkinMedica founder Dr. Richard Fitzpatrick says. “So, there was a lot of snickering and laughing about people putting this foreskin product on their face.”
How did SkinMedica put the urban legend to rest?
“We stopped mentioning it,” Fitzpatrick says.
In the bio-tech industry, the term “neonatal fibroblast” is often code for “baby foreskin,” or at least the cells derived from one.
Much like embryonic stem cells may revolutionize treatments for a wide range of chronic and genetic disorders, the neonatal fibroblast has changed how medical and cosmetic doctors heal the skin.
San Diego doctors have appreciated the potential of the foreskin as far back as the 19th century. As Dr. Peter Charles Remondino wrote in 1891 in The History of Circumcision, “for skin-transplanting there is nothing superior to the plants offered by the prepuce of a boy.”
What Remondino couldn't have foreseen is how San Diego County's bio-science industry would develop foreskin technology. For example, Invitrogen Corp., a subsidiary of Carlsbad-based Life Technologies Corp., offers neonatal fibroblasts for $339 per 500,000-cell vial.
Asked where the foreskins come from, spokesperson Tim Ingersoll responded via e-mail: “Life Technologies produces research-use only products using neonatal foreskins discarded from circumcisions with full, informed consent.”
Foreskin research is more closely associated with La Jolla-based Advanced Tissue Sciences. In the early '90s, the company invented a way to grow and use the fibroblast cells in a skin overlay that could produce collagen and other biological elements to heal wounds.
ATS eventually became financially insolvent and spent the past decade liquidating its assets. Co-founder Dr. Gail Naughton is now dean of the SDSU School of Business Administration.
The foreskin formula also stayed local. Advanced BioHealing, a Connecticut-based company with a 70,000-square-foot manufacturing facility in La Jolla, currently uses ATS's “Dermagraft” treatment, which is applied primarily to diabetic foot ulcers. Carlsbad-based SkinMedica also employs ATS's fibroblast process but discards the cells and uses only the protein-rich culture in its skin-cream products.
According to the corporate-analysis firm Hoovers, SkinMedica has a staff of 160 employees and reports $60 million annually in sales. Advanced BioHealing estimates that it pulled in $80 million in sales in 2009 and grew its workforce to 250 employees.
Neither company has acquired a prepuce in nearly 20 years: Advanced BioHealing and SkinMedica's cells lines are both derived from a single foreskin.
Technically, a fibroblast can be made from any skin tissue, old or young, but the healing properties of infant skin are superior. The fibroblast can come from the skin of any body part, but circumcision means there's already a surplus of infant skin that would otherwise be destroyed.
“It comes down to the availability of tissue,” Charlie Hart, chief scientific officer for Advanced BioHealing, says. “Collecting tissue from a different site would be an abnormal surgical procedure and there would be a lot of ethical issues with that.”
SkinMedica has been questioned for using the foreskin culture in its Oprah-endorsed anti-aging products.
“Initially, there was a misunderstanding and people thought we were actually grinding up the foreskin,” SkinMedica founder Dr. Richard Fitzpatrick says. “So, there was a lot of snickering and laughing about people putting this foreskin product on their face.”
How did SkinMedica put the urban legend to rest?
“We stopped mentioning it,” Fitzpatrick says.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,955
@OP
> Fuck you for that mom and dad. And fuck you whoever did this to me. Fuck Kellogg. I hope some one digs you up, shits in your mouth, and throws you into the nearest landfill.
>
> I do not buy anything Kellogg's. I do not eat even off-brand generic corn flakes or frosted flakes. I plan on restoring when I have money.
>
> If you chose circumcision for your kids, then on their behalf: fuck you.
>
> This shit needs to be illegal. Don't even have it go through Congress, just make an executive order.
fag
> Fuck you for that mom and dad. And fuck you whoever did this to me. Fuck Kellogg. I hope some one digs you up, shits in your mouth, and throws you into the nearest landfill.
>
> I do not buy anything Kellogg's. I do not eat even off-brand generic corn flakes or frosted flakes. I plan on restoring when I have money.
>
> If you chose circumcision for your kids, then on their behalf: fuck you.
>
> This shit needs to be illegal. Don't even have it go through Congress, just make an executive order.
fag
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,959
op
Docs transplant Hearts Lungs and all kinds of body parts. Should be simple enough to have a foreskin transplanted. Find some adult in say India in need of money. Doctors there should be easy enough to find for something as simple as this (Compared to a Heart or Lung or Kidney or Liver)
Foreskin Transplant Or look at this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2958422/Circumcised-men-soon-able-REGROW-foreskin-New-technique-help-increasing-number-men-angry-given-procedure.html
Docs transplant Hearts Lungs and all kinds of body parts. Should be simple enough to have a foreskin transplanted. Find some adult in say India in need of money. Doctors there should be easy enough to find for something as simple as this (Compared to a Heart or Lung or Kidney or Liver)
Foreskin Transplant Or look at this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2958422/Circumcised-men-soon-able-REGROW-foreskin-New-technique-help-increasing-number-men-angry-given-procedure.html
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,961
truly we must live in a world of plenty and leisure if we have the time to give a shit about dick skin
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,962
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,968
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #773,006
@772,959 (Syntax)
A foreskin transplant would not be ideal, since they would have foreign cells. Not good, would require lifelong antirejection drugs. Gotta wait on foregen or a more competent competitor to figure this shit out.
A foreskin transplant would not be ideal, since they would have foreign cells. Not good, would require lifelong antirejection drugs. Gotta wait on foregen or a more competent competitor to figure this shit out.