Topic: How can I get a woman pregnant?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,100

I'm a homosexual man, but I want a biological child (at least one son) more than anything. I would give every penny I have for one. Anyway, what is the best way to go about this? I have had a lot of ideas myself, but I'm hoping to find a couple of suggestions amongst the 99% troll replies this topic will receive... I read about an illegal sperm donation Web site where men sold their sperm to women, although I don't know the logistics (since sperm dies so quickly), this seems like a good idea for my situation. I don't think I would be able to hold down a relationship with a woman long enough for her to agree to have children with me, it would be impractical. Then again, it's so ridiculously easy to have a one night stand with some nightclub whore, I am thinking about this as an option. Women can get so drunk that they don't care about contraception, and Viagra is cheap! Short of these two options, what other methods could I pursue? Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #106,050

Adopt. World has enough people already.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,054

@previous (B)

What part of "biological child" don't you understand? I don't want someone else's discarded toy.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,066

Sup to4ster

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,093

Pay a woman.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,099

You don't deserve a child with that attitude. @106,054 (A)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,103

Why don't you just donate your sperm legally you stupid fucking idiot.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,104

Also, toaster, no woman will want your HIV infected sperm.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,114

@106,093 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)

In your opinion.

@106,093 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)

I can't imagine a woman would have a child with me for money. (Well, maybe if she was a drug addict or demanded tens of thousands, and I don't have that kind of money at the moment.)

@106,103 (F)

Easier said than done.

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Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,116

@previous (A)
> (Well, maybe if she was a smack head, or demanded tens of thousands (which I don't have).)
How exactly do you plan on raising the child then? Or were you going to let her do that and skip out on the child care payments?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,139

@previous (B)

> How exactly do you plan on raising the child then?

I don't.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,140

@previous (A)
This will work perfectly.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #106,142

@previous (B)

I will have 9 months to make those plans. If it's a girl, I would just break all communication with the mother. I have no interest in raising, feeding or generally having anything to do with a daughter.

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Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #106,145

@previous (A)
lol

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #106,163

@106,054 (A)
A child isn't a toy you disgusting sleaze bag. What's so great about your genetic material that makes it an imperative to have a child? You're a gay man with definite mental issues, maybe you shouldn't breed.

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pierieliepiepielo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #106,213

double kill yourself op

waffielieblaffielienimjtaxman joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #106,216

@106,054 (A)

> What part of "biological child" don't you understand? I don't want someone else's discarded toy.

> discarded toy
> toy

Kids aren't a toy, bud, grow up and leave.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #106,831

@previous (waffielieblaffielienimjtaxman)

> Kids aren't a toy

Go tell people that have abortions and adopt their children that.

@106,163 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I don't have to justify myself here.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #106,851

@previous (A)
You obviously do.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #106,852

@106,831 (A)

> I don't have to justify myself here.

Well, fuck off and die then.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #106,916

lolt04st34rrrrr

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,401

If men could get pregnant, I would have about 10 babies.

[^_^] joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,406

@previous (A)
Whore.

You'd probably file for welfare
> implying you're american.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,409

@previous ([^_^])

There is a child support system in most countries.

[^_^] replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,415

@previous (A)
Welfare is what we call it here. I don't know what they call it elsewhere

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,438

@109,409 (A)

What you need is a puppy dog not a child.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,439

@previous (Syntax)

Only God can judge me.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,446

OP is a reproductive abuser.

saw this shit on SVU

Anonymous M double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,447

@109,439 (A)
> god
What about santa?

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #109,449

@109,439 (A)
Forget about it. God is dead and everyone knows that much. The Dead cannot or will not be judging you. Only the living and look where that has got you now lol

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