I would like to name a new planet Fish Delight.
And OP's mom, too.
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Under the proposed new definition of a planet, yes it would be a planet.
I was just listening to an interview with Kirby Runyon, one of the people who proposed the new definition. He uses the phrase "moon planet" to refer to Earth's moon and other moons in the solar system.
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@772,356 (E)
If the earth was a sun, the moon would be mercury.
Fucking retarded.