Topic: You're parking your car then suddenly...
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,972
She blocks your path. Smacks her lips and shreeks "BLACK LIVES MATTER" what do you do?
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #772,163
Park in the next spot.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,165
Run her over.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,168
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,169
You sir are a idiot. :'-)
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,171
Politely request she lets me park
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,177
Get out and join her.
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,179
Also,
> shreeks
> shreeks
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,183
i attempt to seduce the parking lot troll with a charisma check
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,184
@previous (squeegee)
Roll(1d20)+0:
9,+0
Total:9
The foul troll giggles bashfully at your tender words, but then with a snap, sees through your ruse. "CIS... MALESSSS!"
The troll is now enraged, giving +2 attack and -3 intelligence.
Roll(1d20)+0:
9,+0
Total:9
The foul troll giggles bashfully at your tender words, but then with a snap, sees through your ruse. "CIS... MALESSSS!"
The troll is now enraged, giving +2 attack and -3 intelligence.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,189
Looks like that same fat chick that ate my phone while I was playing Candy Crush Saga. Fat bitch thought I was holding free candy.
squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,197
@772,184 (F)
uh, if you'd look at my character sheet squeegee the rogue has +5 charisma. it came at the cost of some dexterity
uh, if you'd look at my character sheet squeegee the rogue has +5 charisma. it came at the cost of some dexterity
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,199
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,213
Give her a Fish Delight.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,217
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,219
I can't drive.