Topic: Massage Parlors
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,969
Anyone here ever been to a massage parlor? What's the experience like? How do you guarantee a happy ending?
?????? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #772,152
You could just hire a prostitute
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,153
You might get a man.
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #772,154
You must grunt the words 'happy ending' as you are being massaged or they won't know you want one.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #772,160
use craigslist
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,180
I really need a happy ending about now..
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,201
ugh
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #772,211
You give them a gift of a Fish Delight, and that is the signal for a happy ending.
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