Topic: A drunk German man whipped out his Schwanstuck and started peeing on a bush in public.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #60,861

An American girl saw and proclaimed, "Gross!" He replied, "Danke!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #771,103

Don't quit your day job, not that you have one. Anyway, your joke was more lame than your fake girlfriend.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #771,104

@previous (B)
But I am a daytime comedian!

Also, that never happened. But please, I invite you to obsessed over me more. After all, twenty years of obsession is hardly enough.

Rosalina joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,200

Correct word is "schwanz". Which also means tail.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,203

The joke makes no sense because the pronunciation of 'gross' and the German word for 'big' are totally different. A German person would not mistake them. OP has failed.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,211

@previous (D)
Autism is a hell of a drug.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,258

funny hHaha

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #771,349

@previous (dw skg)
Aren't you German Dreamworks?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #771,480

A German man you say? Was he possibly named Mohammed? That's the most common name in Germany today.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #771,486

@previous (H)
Nice autismpost

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #771,487

someone please explain

?????? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #771,598

lol'd ???

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