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Topic: Why don't they just build cars with toilets in the seats?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,816

So you never have to stop to go to the bathroom.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later[^] [v] #770,604

It's a conspiracy involving service stations, GM and the White House.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #770,608

Okay Karl Pilkington

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #770,621

The methane gas could be used to help power the engine for an eco-friendly hybrid.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #770,636

Because diapers are cheaper, ya moræ.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #770,643

@previous (D)
In the short run, yes, but when you factor in that diapers can cost $1-2 a piece, a toilet pays for itself within a year.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,646

@previous (A)
How often do you need to piss in your car???

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,647

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Most USAmericans now have to live in their vehicles because they can't otherwise afford their diabetes medication

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,654

@770,643 (A)
Hmm?... Interesting. I never looked at it that way before.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,655

@770,646 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not all of us live in New York City where you can just piss all over the subway cars.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,656

The toilets don't have to be porcelain either. If you had a Lamborghini, it could have like a carbon fiber racing toilet with a nomex seat and high pressure vacuum flush and magnesium baffles in the toilet bowl to keep the water from sloshing during high speed cornering.

If you had like a Lexus the toilet would be like made of leather and wood with comfy padding.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,667

@770,655 (A)
Thats your fault not mine.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,668

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'll have the last laugh when I'm pooping at 60 miles an hour, rocking out to The Eagles in air conditioned comfort ? in my toilet-equipped Ford.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,669

@previous (A)
Upgrade to a Toyota Yaris

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,680

@770,621 (A)
A methane powered poot-mobile™ can literally transport you to any location within 15 minutes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #770,681

@770,669 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I could attach duct tape wings to it!
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