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Topic: I'm drunk. AMA

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 9 years ago #60,734

No queers allowed

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #769,759

gonna have to ban yourself then

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #769,760

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Hey guess what go ufck yoursef.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #769,763

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What did you drink?
What did you do while drunk?
What was your peak drunkenness, and where are you now on the drunk scale?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #769,764

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Smrinoff vodka (cheapest at the liqor store)
Livestreamed video games to ungrateful fucktards
Peak drunkenness is current. If 10 is green pissing in his own mouth and taking a picture, I'm around a 6.5

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #769,765

@769,763 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Update i just went to piss and could barely figure out what i was doing. Id say im 7.5 now

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,782

Why s your penis so small?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,783

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Big enoug for your gf faggot

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,784

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Coke or Pepsi?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,785

@previous (C)
Coke. Pepsi is a trap for homosdexuals and commnusnit.s

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,786

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why haven't you sent those dick pics Becky requested?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,788

@previous (C)
Ttrrust me shell get more pix of cheney and nixon than she can handle. in 2handd.s

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,789

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What are some of your favorite cocktails?

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,791

@769,782 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Why s your penis so small?

lmao

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,792

@769,789 (C)
I dont drink cocktails. My preferred drink is just vodka. I will drink anything with hard liquor in it.

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,793

@769,788 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
2 hands

hot toddy double-posted this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,794

@769,792 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wow you should start being a Cosmo boy
order only cosmos everywhere

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,796

@769,793 (hot toddy)
Its more than 1!@previous (hot toddy)
No cosmos are for queers. I only fuck women when they elt me which is never. Thnks.

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,798

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Its more than 1!@769,794 (hot toddy)
> No cosmos are for queers. I only fuck women when they elt me which is never. Thnks.

maybe what you've been doing wrong this whole time is not drinking cosmos

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,800

@previous (hot toddy)
if a woman wants to fucks oemone drinknig cosmos then shes a lesbian. thats a fact. brbb pisisng.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,802

@OP
Have you set all the clocks back for daylight saving time? Do the obeagles know about the time change?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,804

@previous (C)
No because only colocsk are phone and conmouer and those do it automatiaclly.

NOl.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,924

A compendium of Fake_anon quotes from last night

1:50 a.m.
i wish i were a fucing morong
like our presiden
t

3:11 a.m.
kikk
ugh
have eto piss
but dontwant ot move
rocokign ot
this isthe wosrs
de
wrise
RIFF RAFF

3:21 a.m. text message
Your my favorite
Sleep pretty darling do. Not cry. And I awill sing a lullaby.

3:59 a.m.
youre my favorite becky
out of all irc users
i lov you the most
well maybe roar more
but like
you are right up tejre[
you are the bst'
i think youre great
im sorrt if this is awkward
but i jsut thog\uhty ou shoudl know
i kmnow this is a ad pliosition to -out you in
but i just thouht i dtell ouy
a nbad
position
Minnie: tell tteh being a fighter pilot dont get oyu pussy no more

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,926

lmao
a nbad
position

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,943

@769,924 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Ok so the one thing i want to clarify is that 3:21 am text message is me quoting a Beatles song. Not actually saying that. Thanks.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,955

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm hurt :(

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,958

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
do i look like a man who gives a FUCK?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,960

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you look like someone who is very hungover

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,961

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
I drank very responsibly last night. I don't know what gave you that idea but it is definitely NOT true. I just suddenly stopped being able to walk in a straight line or grab things. Thanks.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,962

I miss drinking.
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