Topic: FAO: Meta the Mad Meddling Mod™

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #60,732

It's Saturday night. Are you hitting the Franzia™ and Cheese-Whiz™ hard tonight?

Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #769,742

Velveeta actually pairs better with franziæ.

True story: I saw a man walking around Kroger this afternoon with only a box of pink Franziæ in his cart. I looked in his eyes for a second and realized we were kindred spirits. I tried turning around to introduce myself but he was gone!

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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,743

@previous (Meta M³)
Pink??? Are you no man??

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #769,744

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I only drink the pink Franziæ.

It's not a problem when you're secure in your heterosexuality.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,761

@previous (Meta M³)
*homosexuality

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,908

@769,744 (Meta M³)

> I only drink the pink Franziæ.
>
> It's not a problem when you're secure in your heterosexuality.

shaved pits and pink franziæ: the marks of a true-hetero™

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,921

@previous (hot toddy)
It's not a problem because I begin every morning with a pledge to honor and defend my heterosexuality and never to be gay.

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Minichan