Topic: McWalter is looking good these days!
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,704
He sure has lost a lot of weight, fixed his hair, and finally got engaged to his ladyboyfriend! Would anyone suspect such an handsome gentlemae drives a PT Cruiser?hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #769,499
oh Lord. that could be him. but there's no way he'd sport that Motorola
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,564
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,739
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)I heard a rather entertaining yarn not too long back. It concerned an alcoholic, middle-aged loser whose name will remain Matthew R. Miller, formerly of Lafayette, Louisiana. Apparently, this obese, disgusting pedophile went to China seeking fame and fortune but ended up losing his job after contracting tuberculosis and legionella. Spending six weeks in a filthy Beijing hospital, he then moved out to the notorious third world shit-hole of Kunming, where he was forced to live in extreme poverty for nearly five years, surviving on liquid shit virtually every night of the week. At the end of this hellish sojourn, he fled back to the States to avoid a child-molestation charge; penniless, broke and inches away from total destitution he hid out in his mom's basement desperately hoping to avoid an extradition trial. In the meantime, this vile sexual predator is hanging out on some obscure online BBS, spinning patently false tales of wealth, success and prestige to impress a motley bunch of autistic transsexuals (evidently the only group on the planet with standards low enough to accept his company). The punchline? This fucker actually thinks he's better than Walter.