Topic: My philipino maid is really sexy

henn started this discussion 9 years ago #60,684

How do I proposition her?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #769,305

Threaten to have her deported if she doesn't put out

henn (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,308

@previous (B)
That's too mean.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,309

leave out dildos in various exciting colours, then ask her which colour she prefers

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,313

Tell her to arrive at a specific time and when she walks in be sitting there naked on the couch with a huge cardboard sign which reads: My body is ready.

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Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,318

Learn Tagalong using Bing Translate.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,321

Ask her to dinner

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,324

go for a long walk and talk about what she wants to talk about...Compliment her and try and make her laugh..

When the moment is right hold her hand...And when she looks over at you smile at her and tell her you think she is very special..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,327

"so you want to get married or what"

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,336

Just text her "wyd".

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,357

@769,324 (D)
Nobody would do this with you Bert. They'd spray you with mace first.

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,367

@769,336 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Just text her "wyd".

this

also what u got a maid for??

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,391

@769,318 (Meta M³)
It's Tagalog, freakin' idiot. Heck.

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,392

@769,318 (Meta M³)

> Learn Tagalong using Bing Translate.

yeah jeez it's a language not a girl scout cookie

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,407

@769,391 (K)
@previous (hot toddy)
It's Tagalong. The cookies are named after the language because they're an authentic Phillipino cookie.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,411

@769,392 (hot toddy)
@769,391 (K)

TOLD

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,460

yeah but it`s tagalog, not long

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,461

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
The cookies are named after the Phillipino language Tagalong because it's a traditional Phillipino cookie.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,463

eh what, can I tag along

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,464

The fucking language is Tagalog.

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,466

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Tagalong*

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,469

@previous (Meta M³)
lol what the fuck is Tagalong?

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,472

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
The national language of the Filipenes

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,478

@previous (Meta M³)

I concurr

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,479

@769,407 (Meta M³)
No, it's Tagalog.

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,483

@previous (M)
Anonymous M thinks he's a cunning linguist but he's actually a dumb fag.

Anonymous M replied with this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #769,484

@previous (Meta M³)
> upset

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #769,493

@769,407 (Meta M³)
like how Samoas are authentically Samoan

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