I remember being arrested for the same thing! Local laws are pretty stiff when it comes to telling people not to buy stuff here. I once got 30 days for telling my nephew we couldn't stop to get ice cream.
K-selection is becoming an offence...
Better give into those high time orientation whores of the matriarchy! Can't let hypergamic selection by the underclasses of womanhood be undermined by the wisdom and precautiousness of male genetic superiority's concern for its material stability...
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