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Topic: Have you licked a Switch cartridge yet?

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ started this discussion 9 years ago #60,594

I want to

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #768,275

@OP
idiot

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,319

@previous (B)
Your mom is fat as fuck

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,324

@previous (C)

> Your mom is fat as fuck

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,331

I stuck the tip of my tongue on one and yes, there was an odd taste and a somewhat awful aftertaste.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,334

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Why?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,335

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Just wanted to see if the reports are true. I wasn't going to stick the whole thing in my mouth though.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,340

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I mean why would you buy a Switch?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,356

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Because I was eyeing a Nintendo system for a couple of years now. Figured I might as well get the new one for future games since Nintendo will eventually cut support for the Wii U.

Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,359

Why the fuck would you taste a video game cartridge??

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,360

@768,356 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
But the Switch has no games.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,372

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The Legend of Zelda, Mario Kart, Splatoon, Minecraft, and hopefully Animal Crossing. I also hope the WWE 2K games come to this system with none of the bullshit from the THQ WWE Wii games. I also know the Lego games will most likely continue to be released.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,373

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I repeat: the Switch has no games.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,374

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I just listed some of the games that have been released or will be released.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,376

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> babby's first RPG, port, port, port, barely a game.

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,377

Bickering like this is why your punychan project is dead.

Head home, people.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,383

The Nintendo switch is for small children, retards and infants, so it needs a deterrent for their tendency to swallow small things.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,385

@768,376 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> babby's first RPG
That's... actually... kind of true when you think about it.

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,387

@768,359 (Meta M³)
They flavour them badly so retarded children dont choke on them

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,389

@previous (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Like Catherine?

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,391

@768,387 (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
All I know is I had a SNES and a N64 and never in my entire life did I think of tasting the cartridge.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,392

@previous (Meta M³)
Yes but the switch one is tiny

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,393

@previous (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Okay and I've had like a DOZEN MicroSD compatible devices and I never once thought of tasting a MicroSD card.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,396

no a taste test

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,450

@768,393 (Meta M³)
You are also not two years old

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,457

@768,393 (Meta M³)
I swallowed a MicroSD once!

Green !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,458

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4286912/Gamers-film-LICKING-Nintendo-game-cartridges.html
Haha, fucking idiots. The cartridges are coated in rat poison.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,461

@768,393 (Meta M³)

You would if you were a baby man

this is just a realistic child safety feature

for a device which is very likely to be accessible to very young children who may not be being watched at that moment

I mean like wow can you imagine that in the newspapers

"Breaking News: Parents sue Nintendo for the death of their child"

That's like game changing bad PR there

Nobody leaves microSD cards lying around around the TV

A bunch of kids might leave their games lying around the TV if they're swapping them, even just temporarily

Why does this even confuse you

I don't get it

hot dotty joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,462

@768,391 (Meta M³)
you never sniffed and licked a fresh n64 cartridge

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,479

@previous (hot dotty)
But he never tried to swallow an NES cartridge so Nintendo is dumb.

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,489

@768,462 (hot dotty)
@768,461 (J)
@768,457 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When I was three years old, I drank a bottle of vanilla extract. Why? Because it was fucking tasty and I also knew it was food because I had seen my mom adding it to yummy cakes and frosting and cookies.

I never tried to eat videogames (yes I understand they were larger back then) but I also never tried eating Legos or thumbtacks or dirt because I knew the difference between food and not-food even as a baby.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Meta M³ double-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,492

@768,461 (J)
Also you know what a "realistic child safety feature" would be? Digital distribution. We don't need cartridges because it's not 1985 anymore.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,493

@768,461 (J)
People get killed at Disneyland but noone stops going.

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,502

@previous (C)

I hear that they don't let anyone die on premises

Anonymous J double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,503

@768,489 (Meta M³)

Do you get this mad at childproof lids on bottles of bleach?

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,516

@previous (J)
No because I don't use bleach because I don't like the way it smells.

Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #768,806

@previous (Meta M³)

> No because I don't use bleach because I don't like the way it smells.

What do you use to clean your pissjug?

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #768,871

@previous (J)
Your mom cleans it for me ?
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