Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,335
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Just wanted to see if the reports are true. I wasn't going to stick the whole thing in my mouth though.
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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,340
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I mean why would you buy a Switch?
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,356
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Because I was eyeing a Nintendo system for a couple of years now. Figured I might as well get the new one for future games since Nintendo will eventually cut support for the Wii U.
Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,359
Why the fuck would you taste a video game cartridge??
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,360
@768,356 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
But the Switch has no games.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,372
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw) The Legend of Zelda, Mario Kart, Splatoon, Minecraft, and hopefully Animal Crossing. I also hope the WWE 2K games come to this system with none of the bullshit from the THQ WWE Wii games. I also know the Lego games will most likely continue to be released.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,373
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I repeat: the Switch has no games.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,374
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I just listed some of the games that have been released or will be released.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,376
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM) > babby's first RPG, port, port, port, barely a game.
Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,377
Bickering like this is why your punychan project is dead.
Head home, people.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,383
The Nintendo switch is for small children, retards and infants, so it needs a deterrent for their tendency to swallow small things.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,385
@768,376 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) > babby's first RPG
That's... actually... kind of true when you think about it.
Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,387
@768,359 (Meta M³)
They flavour them badly so retarded children dont choke on them
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,389
for a device which is very likely to be accessible to very young children who may not be being watched at that moment
I mean like wow can you imagine that in the newspapers
"Breaking News: Parents sue Nintendo for the death of their child"
That's like game changing bad PR there
Nobody leaves microSD cards lying around around the TV
A bunch of kids might leave their games lying around the TV if they're swapping them, even just temporarily
Why does this even confuse you
I don't get it
hot dotty joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,462
@768,391 (Meta M³)
you never sniffed and licked a fresh n64 cartridge
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,479
@previous (hot dotty)
But he never tried to swallow an NES cartridge so Nintendo is dumb.
Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,489
@768,462 (hot dotty) @768,461 (J) @768,457 (Green !BEERiVqJJw) @previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When I was three years old, I drank a bottle of vanilla extract. Why? Because it was fucking tasty and I also knew it was food because I had seen my mom adding it to yummy cakes and frosting and cookies.
I never tried to eat videogames (yes I understand they were larger back then) but I also never tried eating Legos or thumbtacks or dirt because I knew the difference between food and not-food even as a baby.
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Meta M³ double-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,492
@768,461 (J)
Also you know what a "realistic child safety feature" would be? Digital distribution. We don't need cartridges because it's not 1985 anymore.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,493
@768,461 (J)
People get killed at Disneyland but noone stops going.
Anonymous J replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,502