Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago#60,586
Green and Falco went back to their apartment to have celebratory sex after defeating the Reptilians. They turned on the TV, suddenly, a newsflash appeared on TV: "Reports on Freddie Mercury confirm that his legendary dildo is true. No one knows where he hid it though". Falco and Green quickly turmed off the TV. "Did you hear that Falco?" Green asked, "the rumours of the dildo were true. Whoever controls the dildo controls the universe. We must find it". Green and Falco packed their things. Suddenly, a wooden clog broke through the window. "I'll help you!" said a dutch boy as he leapt through the window. The trio put their hands together, "we're Team Gay Lol".
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#768,182
Matt was drinking in a bar, celebrating the victory of defeating the reptilians. He was enjoying his cheap wine, when suddenly a news report came on the TV about the dildo. "get..your ching chong....hands off me. I can't..pay....for my drink....I have no money" said a voice in the bar. Matt recognized the voice, "Bert!" exclaimed Matt, "I'll pay. Bert, we must find that dildo". Bert nodded, " then trippytoos..will love me". Suddenly, a pickup truck crashed through the bar, steaks grilling on the hood. "I know where to start" said a man jumping out. Matt started laughing, "it is Meta, the mad meddling mod making Matt miserable". The trio put there hands together, " we are Team Alcoholism and we will find that dildo!"...
Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#768,186
Seems like an easy win for team gay
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,199
@previous (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
It's not 'Team Gay' it's 'Team Gay Lol'. Can't you read?
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,200
@768,186 (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ) @previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Just joking buddy.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,201
Becky invited r04r to her apartment to help reclaw her cats. They were giving the kitty's claws when they heard the news. Then the doorbell rang. A woman completely dressed in latex entered the apartment and her rat terrier chased away all the cats. "We must find that dildo!" she said as she cracked her whip. "You heard about its magical powers?" asked Becky. Kook shook her head, "I didn't even know it had magical powers, I just want that dildo!". The trio put they're hands together, "we are the Lesbian Lynch Mob and we will find the dildo and crush the balls of trannies!"...
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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,202
Nexi wrung his hands, the Draconian Empire had been defeated. Suddenly, a man came in with a newspaper. "Sire, the dildo is real" said the man. Nexi laughed, "very good Vocalon. When we find that dildo we can resurrect the Draconian Empire". "Hi, I'm Wildchild" said Wildchild. The trio put they're're hands together, "we are Team Tranny and we will find that dildo and turn everyone transgender!"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,203
"We must find that dildo Chris" said Leonidas. "Negroidal Aspergian Celts" said a man jumping through the window. "Fire up the Autismobile" said Leonidas. "We are Team Autism and turn the whole universe autistic"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,204
Kimmo was sitting in Anontalk Towers, "we are evil, Dr Roberts. We must find that dildo and do evil things. Team Evil" he said.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,205
"Oppressive English bastards!" shouted Killer Lettuce. "I'm Jewish lol" said Fake anon. Suddenly, a man driving a stolen Ferrari braked next to them. "Brotha need tha dildo to get his fried chikin and watermelon" said Hemm. Fake anon nodded, "I can prevent the Holocaust from happening" Holocaust Denial Joke Removed By Moderators. "And I can take Cornwall back from the oppressive Englis bastards" added Killer Lettuce. The party put their hands together, "we are Team Ethnic Minorities!"...
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,238
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,267
"Pip pip cheerio" said TTEH as he enjoyed tea with Svet and The Owl. "We must find the dildo!" said The Owl, "then we can finally destroy the EU". The trio cheered, "we will get our bent bananas!" said Svet. "We are Team Brit!"...
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,268
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,269
"Ghostmortem, we must find that dildo" said Ks. Ghostmortem lit a smoke, "we are too cool for a team name" he said.
Suddenly, lasers were shot at Ks. "You'll have to go through us. t04str, Mara and Leo Vegas. We are Team Pedo and we will find the dildo so that we can bully loli" said to4str...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,274
"Where do we start :)" asked Falco as he donned his fursuit. "Gesploot" said Dreamworks, "we must go to Cornwall". Team Gay Lol ran into the street and broke into a car and drove to Cornwall. "It must be at Land's End, on the cliff edge" said Green. Team Gay Lol scoured the edge of a cliff when they suddenly heard a tractor revving up. Killer Lettuce went full throttle at Team Gay Lol. "That tractor is going too fast!" shouted Green, "it is going 4 miles an hour, there isn't time tomget out of the way!". Fake anon laughed, "hahaha. We will find the dildo amd the Jews will control the world. Even the banks". The tractor hit Team Gay Lol amd drove them off the cliff and towards the ocean below...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,276
"We are flying to Egypt" said r04r, "the dildo must in a pyramid". r04r gave Becky and Kook some jetpacks and they all flew to Egypt. They entered the pyramid and Kook smashed the booby traps with her boobies. A mummy started chasing the LLM and Becky swung her purse, knocking it over. Suddenly, a robot started shooting at the LLM. "We are evil!" said Kimmo who was controlling the robot. Dr Roberts took a shit on the floor then used the mummy wrapping to wipe up. "FUCKING PSYCHOTIC FUKTARDED TROLLS!" bellowed Kimmo and Dr Roberts. "I will crush your balls!" said Kook as she whipped the robots. "I don't think the dildo is here" said Becky. "You will die" said Kimmo as his he started shooting missiles at the LLM. "Oh no" said r04r, "we must escape the pyramid before it do crumble around us and we are trapped. Forever"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,338
Team alcoholism got into Meta's pickup truck. "We are driving to San Francisco, the dildo must be there!" said Meta. They drove until dusk until they needed to pull over for gas. Suddenly, their tires/tyres got punctured. "You archetypal, nefarious degenerates are part of the NHS plot!" shouted Autphag. Matt stood aghast, "oh no, it is Team Autism, here to roo the day!". Leonidas started stimming, "you will fall afoul of Rainbowfly!". An obese man Chris Chan dressed in a pony fursuit charged at Team Autism. Meta used his belly to deflect the charge. Bert drank a bottle of Everclear. "party...peeps..it's clobbering..time" said Bert as he rammed into Chris Chan amd knocked him over. Meta threw steaks at Team Autism, which stunned them because steaks are immune to autism. Suddenly, The Doctor fell down from a cloud, "take your meds" he saids as he sprayed Domestos on Team Autism. Team Alcoholism dashed to their car and drove away while drink driving...
Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,451
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Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#768,454
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,537
Oh man, could this be the greatest minichanfic ever???
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,570
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No. It will also be the shortest. The Finale will be the greatest chapter.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,572
Team Pedo got into t04strs Fiat Punto and drove to Australia, catching a ferry on the way. "I work for NASA" said Leo Vegas, and I think the dildo is in the outback". Team Pedo arrived at Australia but t04str hadn't painted his brake callipers and the car spun out of control and hit a kangaroo. Team Pedo got out and started punching the kangaroo but the kangaroo did kick them and killed Mara. Suddenly, tea bags were being thrown at them. "We are Team Brit and we are going to give you a jolly good thrashing!". TTEH put on his fisticuffs and top hat and punched Leo Vegas to the moon. t04str got into his car and drove all the way back to London...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,593
Suddenly, Green and Dreamworks started floating. "What's happening?" asked Dreamworks. "Oh yeah, that's right. Falco is an angel. Team Gay Lol floated back to the cliff but Team Ethnic Minorities had disappeared. "We must get to Egypt". Team Gay Lol comandeered a boat and sailed all the way to Egypt.
Meanwhile in the pyramid, the LLM were escaping. They managed to escape before the pyramid crumbled. "Haha! It is the women who fail at being women!" said a snide voice. "Nexi!" shouted Becky. "At your service" he said as he opened a Faygo soda, "you are about to feel the wrath of Team Tranny!". Vocalon ran at Kook, and tried strangling her woth his hair. Kook put on her high heels and kicked Vocalon in the balls. "I will crush your balls!" said Kook. "Balls" said a voice. It was Falco. "I like friends!" said Wildchild. "Team Gay Lol has joined the party!" said Nexi. r04r swung her hammer and hit Wildchild. Wildchild had an autism and flailed his arms and hit Dreamworks. "I'm gay lol" said Dreamworks...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,655
Team Alcoholism had almost made it to San Fransisco when they heard a motorbike honking at them. It was Team Meth. Ks shot at Team Alcoholism's car and Matt had to take an evasive. But Team Meth were closing in. Ghostmortem lit up a cigarette then floated into Team Alcoholism's car and gave Bert a fright. Ks then jumped off of his motorbike and started ripping of the roof of his car with meth fury. "Allah akbar!" shouted Matt as he crashed the car into a gas station and blew up his car. Luckily his genuine saddleback leather bag contained most of the explosion. Suddenly Kimmo landed a balloon near them and started shooting lasers. Bert got angry and he bravely fought Dr Roberts. "Psychotic fucktards!" shouted Kimmo as he started shooting a cornucopia of laser beams. Bert started having am epilepsy due to the flashing lights of the lasers. Ks shot his shotgun at Dr Roberts and hurt his arm. This was tension...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,656
"Team Autism number one" said Leonidas. Autphag did a little jig "aspergian negroidal with the tramsmundane archetypes" he said. Leonidas pondered the deep meaning, "that is it!" he exclaimed, "the dildo isn't on Earth it is on the moon!". Leonidas revved up the autismobile and they started driving to NASA...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#768,660
Kook crushed Team Tranny's balls "I just saved you money from your surgery!" she said laughing vindictively. Wildchild went turbo autis!, "I like eating" she said as she started to slap Dreamworks. Dreamworks kicked Wildchild with his clogs. Nexi fell in defeat, "we are routed. We must retreat to the moom". Nexi called for his spaceship and Team Tranny got in waving goodbye to Team Gay Lol and the LLM. " So" said Becky, "it's just you little twerps, hey?". Green and Falco were extremely fearful. "You ready?" Green asked Falco. Falco nodded. Green opened a can of beans and he and Falco ate them. They grabbed ahold of Dreamworks and then farted themselves to the moon. "Curses" said r04r punching the ground "foiled again"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 9 years ago, 21 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#769,157
Team Brit travelled all the way back to England, but they were met on the coast by Team Ethnic Minorities. "Svet!" rused Killer Lettuce. Killer Lettuce's liberalism flared up as he began to throw pasties at Svet. Svet injected a line of cocaine "for Brexit!" he shouted as he ran up to Killer Lettuce and roundkicked him. "Haha!" said Fake anon, "Killer Lettuce is a hologram and cannot even!". The Owl started saluting the Queen and Henn pulled out his gun and started shooting. Team Ethnic Minorities then got onboard Killer Lettuce's tractor and started flying to the moon. Svet used his right wing ideologies to grab on to to the tractor...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) octuple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#769,158
Suddenly, Kimmo checked his watch, "we must get to the moon. Everyone hop aboard" said Kimmo. Team Alcoholism, Team Meth and Team Meth formed a temporary truce amd jumped into Kimmo's baloon and they started floating off to the moon...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) nonuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#769,159
Leonidas had made it to NASA amd spotted a rocket ship. Chris Chan barged through the guards and kocked down the door of the rocket. Team Autism boarded the rocket. On their way to space, they spotted the LLM out of the window, flying to the moon on their jetpacks. "Suck my balls!" shouted Leonidas. Becky fainted in rudeness. Things were uneasy...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) decuple-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#769,160
All the Teams had arrived at the moon and started fighting, when Ks noticed something was awry, "where is Leonidas?" he asked. The Teams split up when they heard TTEH shout, "he's over here!". The Teams followed TTEH's shouts. "No" shouted Matt in horror, "we are too late. Leonidas has found the dildo!"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) undecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#769,161
Suddenly, the sky started turning rainbow colored. "What is happening?" asked The Owl as he lay in the fetal position. "Whoever controls the dildo controls the universe!" said r04r "and Leonidas is turning the universe into an autism!". The party watched as the moon started turning into cheese. "Autists take things too literally" said Meta. Kimmo beckoned everyone to his balloon, "everyone into my magic baloon. We must escape the autism and get off the moon!" he shoutes. Suddenly, Wildchild was hit with autism ray, "Hi I'm Wildchild!" he said. "It had no effect said Kook" said Postmortem. The party got into Kimmo's magic balloon and floated back to the Earth...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) duodecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#769,162
The balloon landed and Nexi was panicking, "this is severely affecting my second autism, what do we do?". Kimmo pondered, "we need to find a way to fight the autism. I think Jews are immune to autism, so if Fake anon sees any of us succumb to it he has to lead us and save us". The party nodded. Ks suddenly started flailing his arms, " I'm Ks I like ponies" said Ks. "RUN to the Church!" shouted r04r. "The Church should be safe" said TTEH, "Christians are immune to autism due to all autists being atheists!". Postmortem lit up a smoke, "he offered everyone a cigarette" but Bert declined. "I suggest you take the fucking cigarette" said Green, "smoking is a manly pursuit and should help us resist the autism". The party all started smoking. Henn left the Church, "finna jack a ride" he said. Henn pulled out his gun and car jacked a limo, "get in mah wheels yo" he said and the party all got in the limo. "Does anybody know what we're supposed to be doing?" asked Vocalon. "No lol" replied Dreamworks. Henn started driving on the railway tracks to get to the KFC faster. Suddenly they heard a train honking behind them. Then the train got hit by the autism. "ARGH!" shouted Falco, "drive faster! It is Thomas the Tank Engine!"...
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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) tridecuple-posted this 9 years ago, 23 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#769,405
The party valiantly drove on and henn swerved off the tracks, narrowly avoiding being hit by Thomas the Tank Engine. "The autism is overwhelming" said TTEH. Henn parked outside a Tesco and they ran in and stole some scotch and started drinking. "Scotch is the manliest drink" said Matt, "this oughta repel the autism". The party went outside and Dreamworks was hit with an autism ray, " friendship is magic!" said Dreamworks. "No!" shouted Green, "he was my biggest fan and now he has autism. We need to go back to the moon and finish this!". Kimmo called his balloon and the party hopped in and flew to the moon. The autism was too severe and overwhelmed the party. Only Falco remained un-autistic. Falco smoked the magic doob Bob Marley gave him and drank Scotch. Suddenly, a weird rift in space time appeared and out popped Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury bitch-slapped Leonidas and de-autismed the universe. "Freddie, you saved us!" said Green. "Bee boop. Bee boop" replied Freddie Mercury. "I am from the 14th dimension. I will grant you one wish before I return there". Green pondered for a while. "I Wish for Killer Lettuce and Ghostmortem to be mortal again". Freddie Mercury granted the wish and dissappeared. "Well this was stupid" said Becky and Fake anon... The End.
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#769,415
Amazing.
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#769,419
Green is the most talented person here. This was awesome.