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Topic: I want to describe a punch I landed on someone today

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,572

I was riled up and the red mist descended. Before I knew what was happening I had begun my swing, a huge round-house hay-maker of a punch. My fist seemed to begin from Milwaukee. It gained speed right around Idaho. I heard it pass my own face, that whooshing sound that a jet engine makes. I zoned in on my target and the punch landed, square on the underside of the jaw. I heard the bones dislocate, saw the shock and agony in the eyes as the lower teeth crumbled and the jaw gave way, splintered bone and mashed cartilage crumpling up like a plastic cup. I heard - actually heard - the brain smash against the back of the skull. Almost in slow motion, she dropped to the ground, unconscious, my poorly-ironed shirt - the reason for my anger - still in her hand.

That was 3 hours ago. I left her there and went to a bar from where I now write.

hot dotty joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #768,077

stopped reading at Milwaukee

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,098

Gay

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,100

Now who is going to iron your shirts?!

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,101

@OP
No chicken tendies for you.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,102

@OP

and then you woke up..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,103

@768,100 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
There are always more women

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,104

@768,102 (F)

> and then she woke up..

I wouldn't know, I'm still in the bar

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,106

@768,103 (A)
At this short of a notice?

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,107

@768,104 (A)
enjoy your wine coolers..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #768,109

@768,106 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I'm in a bar, they're everywhere
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