Topic: Let's say you meet a demon. It tells you that...
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #60,563
...it will give you 500 billion US dollars, tax-free, no strings attached, if you will agree to do just one of the following things. The only thing is that you have to agree to do one of them, without knowing what they are, before the demons reveals what they are. The only other option is to say no, not get the money, and go on your way. Assuming you agree, which of the following are you most willing to do for that amount of money?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Murder a friend. | 1 | 8% | |
| Rape a beloved family member. | 1 | 8% | |
| Torture and mutilate 1,000 cute little puppies in a row. | 2 | 15% | |
| Molest a kid. | 1 | 8% | |
| Cut your own hand off without anesthesia. | 2 | 15% | |
| Beat up and rob a poor old grandmother. | - | 0% | |
| Knowingly inject a young child with HIV and Ebola. | 1 | 8% | |
| Cause a genocide to begin. | 3 | 23% | |
| Have a scat 3way with Bert and Syntax for 46 hours on lie TV. | 1 | 8% | |
| Recommend another one (write-in) | 1 | 8% |
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #767,832
For the 500 Billion US Dollars, I will recommend another one for the list.
Easy. That demon was retarded.
Easy. That demon was retarded.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,834
Molest a kid
It's the easiest one to do
No permanent physical harm either so its one of the least awful options
Not that I would enjoy it, but frankly half a trillion dollars is more than enough for me to do any of those things
It's the easiest one to do
No permanent physical harm either so its one of the least awful options
Not that I would enjoy it, but frankly half a trillion dollars is more than enough for me to do any of those things
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,838
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,839
What would have to be genocided?
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,840
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,841
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,842
brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,844
@767,838 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Then you failed to properly explain. It said all I had to do was "one of the following things" and recommending another thing followed as one of the options.
Either the demon is a retard or you are.
Then you failed to properly explain. It said all I had to do was "one of the following things" and recommending another thing followed as one of the options.
Either the demon is a retard or you are.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,845
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,846
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 10 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,847
@767,844 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
lol ok, then I am telling you now that recommending one does not automatically put it into the list of choices.
lol ok, then I am telling you now that recommending one does not automatically put it into the list of choices.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 6 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,848
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 13 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,849
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,850
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,851
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,852
@767,850 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I changed my mind. Lets genocide anyone who calls themselves a gray ace or refers to themselves as genderfluid
I changed my mind. Lets genocide anyone who calls themselves a gray ace or refers to themselves as genderfluid
brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,853
@767,847 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
It doesn't need to be added to the list, recommending it was the thing I chose from the list.
It doesn't need to be added to the list, recommending it was the thing I chose from the list.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,857
this is a stupid demon
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,861
Cause a genocide. Fingers crossed it's muslims or jews so there can be world peace
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #767,872
> Have a scat 3way with Bert and Syntax for 46 hours on lie TV.
And I bet a dollar, Matt voted for this one.
And I bet a dollar, Matt voted for this one.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #767,873
@OP
I'd walk away.
I'd walk away.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,877
Are Demons a race?
hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,893
hot toddy double-posted this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,894
cutting off your own hand is the only way
i would do it for a million hec k
i would do it for a million hec k
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,899
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,906
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,913
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,916
@previous (C)
I think it's very telling you would choose to molest a kid over beating up a grandma. Don't get me wrong, they are both bad, I just wouldn't choose molesting and would rather do non sexual violence. But hey, that's just me.
You go molest whoever you want. I assume it will be to a dadrock soundtrack. Thanks
I think it's very telling you would choose to molest a kid over beating up a grandma. Don't get me wrong, they are both bad, I just wouldn't choose molesting and would rather do non sexual violence. But hey, that's just me.
You go molest whoever you want. I assume it will be to a dadrock soundtrack. Thanks
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,918
@previous (H)
Grandma's are frail and beating one up is likely to cause massive damage which they are ill equipped to heal from. Like that happened near me recently, all they did was push her over and her skeleton fell apart like it was held together with staples.
Grandma's are frail and beating one up is likely to cause massive damage which they are ill equipped to heal from. Like that happened near me recently, all they did was push her over and her skeleton fell apart like it was held together with staples.
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,919
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,920
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,926
Murder a friend because I don't have any.
Sophie joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,927
I hate dogs, so I picked the torture abd mutilation of cute puppy option.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,928
You always lose when you make a deal with Satan and his minions.
Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,929
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,931
Dead puppies it is.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,934
Anonymous Q double-posted this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,935
@767,920 (C)
Michael Jackson diddled several kids and got away with it for less than that...or rather he thought he did...but look what happened a short time later..
Michael Jackson diddled several kids and got away with it for less than that...or rather he thought he did...but look what happened a short time later..
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,936
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,939
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E double-posted this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,940
@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
And now I can't remember the password. Great. Such a cool address.
I'll get back with a cooler one.
And now I can't remember the password. Great. Such a cool address.
I'll get back with a cooler one.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,947
hot dotty joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,022
@767,931 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
> Dead puppies it is.
@767,927 (Sophie)
> I hate dogs, so I picked the torture abd mutilation of cute puppy option.
starting to see a pattern
> Dead puppies it is.
@767,927 (Sophie)
> I hate dogs, so I picked the torture abd mutilation of cute puppy option.
starting to see a pattern
DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #768,034
@previous (hot dotty)
I know you'd combine "Rape a beloved family member" with "Molest a child" that would result with "Knowingly inject a young child with HIV and Ebola."
But that's like, you're problem bud.
I know you'd combine "Rape a beloved family member" with "Molest a child" that would result with "Knowingly inject a young child with HIV and Ebola."
But that's like, you're problem bud.