Topic: Hey guise, how come no one ever sees through Superman's paper-thin disguise?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,518

I mean, he's a blue-haired guy wearing a pair of glasses and a three piece suit. How could anybody not recognize that Clark Kent is Superman?

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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #767,355

I recall someone explaining, perphaps desperately, that Superman keeps his face vibrating so that you can't really make him out.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,359

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,366

@767,355 (Sheila LaBoof)
That does sound pretty desperate

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,396

@767,355 (Sheila LaBoof)

That's flash brah

Superman wears clothes that make him look fat, makes his voice high-pitched and his glasses make his eyes look different and he acts like a nervous wreck

Also nobody actually expects him to have a secret identity because he is so powerful, they think it is ridiculous that Superman would pretend to be normal

Even lois Lane didn't believe when he admitted it to her himself lol

hot dotty joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,612

@previous (E)
ugh. that's stupid. he's fucking ripped

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,647

Botox.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,675

@767,612 (hot dotty)

He makes himself look fat

hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,686

@previous (E)
that's. stupid

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,691

@previous (hot dotty)

It works very effectively apparently

hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,695

@previous (E)
it's a comic
they can say that anything he does works
shut it
it's stupid

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,699

@previous (hot dotty)

You know I didn't insult you at all

Why are you being so lame

hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,704

@previous (E)

> You know I didn't insult you at all
>
> Why are you being so lame

I didn't insult you either?!?!
im just taking issue with superman that's what this topic is about isn't it

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,708

@previous (hot dotty)

Well why tell me to shut up

hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,710

@previous (E)
omg shut it I just say that

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,711

@previous (hot dotty)

OK sorry I am emotional today idk why

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hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,712

@previous (E)
idk am I my own keeper now??? sheesh

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,714

@previous (hot dotty)

See edit brah

hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 10 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,715

@767,711 (E)
lol I'm sorry im having fun
sorry!

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