Topic: >Share a Coke with your friends.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #60,511

I have no friends.

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #767,249

You can buy bottles with the names on and then pretend they are your friends

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,254

@previous (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Pretend the bottles are my friends?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,256

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Bottles of cider make better friends.

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,261

@767,254 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yes

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,265

Or you could try giving the Coke to random strangers and see if you can make friends.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,269

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I could poison the Coke and then give it to random strangers.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,278

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yeah, but then you're just wasting perfectly good Coke.

Unless you have imported US Coke, go ahead and poison that if you want.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,279

Share a cock

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,288

@767,278 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
We started importing Mountain Dew 7 years ago, I assume that stuff is already poisonous.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,303

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Probably. It has Yellow No. 5 in it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #767,304

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Yellow No. 5

Decent 1994 EP by Heatmiser

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