Topic: >Share a Coke with your friends.
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #60,511
I have no friends.
Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #767,249
You can buy bottles with the names on and then pretend they are your friends
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,254
@previous (Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Pretend the bottles are my friends?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,256
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Bottles of cider make better friends.
Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,261
@767,254 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yes
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,265
Or you could try giving the Coke to random strangers and see if you can make friends.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,269
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I could poison the Coke and then give it to random strangers.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,278
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yeah, but then you're just wasting perfectly good Coke.
Unless you have imported US Coke, go ahead and poison that if you want.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,279
Share a cock
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,288
@767,278 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
We started importing Mountain Dew 7 years ago, I assume that stuff is already poisonous.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,303
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Probably. It has Yellow No. 5 in it.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #767,304
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Yellow No. 5
Decent 1994 EP by Heatmiser
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