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Topic: What's the safest way to lose 100lbs in one month?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,505

Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #767,163

Cut off your arms and legs

Sophie joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #767,164

T3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,165

@767,163 (B)
"Safest"

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,167

@previous (A)
Cauterize. Thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,168

@previous (B)
Losing limbs like that is very dangerous, even if you burn th gaping holes.

Matt joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,175

Legionnaire's disease and cirrhosis.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #767,177

Go to a bookies m7

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,297

Stop eating lard.

Dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,299

I do think amputation is the safest option.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,331

How many limbs and organs are you willing to lose?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,332

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
All non-vital ones.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,337

@OP
My uncle once lost 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day.

His wife left him.

Nice madnane replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #767,338

@previous (J)
She left him because he lost weight? That's hilarious but what a bummer!
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