Topic: Do you own a firearm?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,453 If not, why not? Why don't you use your second amendment rights? (Edited 11 seconds later.)
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I own a gun.
4
33%
I do not own a gun.
3
25%
I shoot liberals and millenials daily.
2
17%
I only own Sprite.
3
25%
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 22 minutes later[^] [v] #766,534 I don't because Obama took away my guns. :(
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #766,535 @previous (B)
No he didn't.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago , 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #766,536 @previous (A)
Oh yeah, wait. That totally didn't happen.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #766,537 I don't believe I would be alive if I had a gun.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,541 No. What's a second amendment?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,545 @previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,546 @previous (A)
But only really big hicks are in militias lol
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago , 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,547 @766,545 (A)
> bear armsAnonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,548 firearm + sprite
Anonymous F double-posted this 9 years ago , 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,549 @766,546 (? )
As a bonus they're all considered potential domestic terrorists for joining a militia.
? replied with this 9 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,550 @previous (F)
Reasonable.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,551 @766,545 (A)
I can't own any guns.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,553 @766,550 (? )
Domestic hickerrorists?
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,554 Why not? Because I am not a toothless, inbred hillbilly. Thanks.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,555 @previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
I also do not own a firearm.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago , 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,556 @previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yay!
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,557 @OP
All Big Daddies Derek have extensive firearm training and practice open carry in jurisdictions that allow it. Thanks.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,558 @previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
What about concealed carry?
@766,554 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Could it be that you cannot in fact pass a background test to obtain a firearm?
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,559 @previous (F)
It could, in fact, not be.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago , 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,563 @766,557 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Reported to the Council of Dereks.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago , 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,566 @previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Noted.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago , 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,569 @766,563 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Report discarded. Further misuse of the report function shall incur an administrative fee of $10,000 Derek per offense. Thanks.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,577 @766,541 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> No. What's a second amendment?beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago , 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,580 @766,554 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Is it because guns are too spicy?
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago , 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,582 @previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Yes. I only have a mayonnaise knife.
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