Lynne has told me about this place and has informed me he posted here under the name Syntax. He wants to let you all know he is OK, but he was involved in an incident and is not able to post at the present time. He has asked me to dictate a message to you all.
Dictated: "I want to let you know I am OK. I can not post presently, but rest assured I am thinking of you all. I know you all respected me and looked up to me due to my age and wisdom. The time I have spent on minichan has been the best time of my life and it was joyous to share with you all the activities I was engaged in. I won't always be here for you, but life is precious. Most of you are still young, so don't squander your years drinking or being insolent. Live a fulfilled, enriched life like me. Your friend LBG".
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#766,274
Never, ever, ever joke about the dead, you insensitive cunt.
nebula (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#766,275
@previous (B)
I can assure you that he is quite alive.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#766,291
@766,274 (B)
I, for one, am glad the old piece of shit is dead and I no longer have to read about qualcomm10mylesatellites and other illegible gibberish.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#766,303
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#766,370
Op reads like a bobby2sox post.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#766,371
Fun fact: Syntax's delirious hospital bed ramblings actually sound like perfectly normal English that clearly communicates a cohesive series of thoughts.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#766,372
Niggers tongue my anus.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#766,373