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Topic: Is Nutella dangerous?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,428

My brother just told me that they are on sale for a reason and then told me to "not die".

I cannot find any news regarding an incident involving this brand.

I did find out that there is a lot of saturated fat and sugar in them, but other than that, nothing.

What is the deal with Nutella and what is ella?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #766,268

Hi Catherine

Your brother is and always has said retarded shit

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #766,278

upgrade to peanut butter.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,283

As a doctor, I think it is.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #766,301

nutella is pretty much spreadable candy
I tried it and it's way too sugary for me to take
gives me diatebtus

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,312

This --> ? isn't the Nutella emoji for nothing. Of course feces, sweet or not are dangerous, as they are still waste.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,314

Buy vegetables and cook them at home. Thanks.

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,345

if you're allergic to hazelnuts i guess it would make sense

are you sure your brother wasn't just making a joke about a food product being on sale?

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,350

@previous (hot toddy)
Some people are lactose intolerant as well or just don't fool with dairy because of the pus in it.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,359

Lol all the faglords whining how Nutella is bad for you. Guess what, so is vitamin C if you eat half a kilo.

Allergy or lactose intolerance aside, a little Nutella for breakfast won't kill you.

Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,361

I'm not a huge Nutella fan tbh. I don't like overly sweet things in general. But stores are always having sales and coupons and shit. It doesn't mean anything.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,363

God I'm so glad I hide DS now. Every so often I unhide one of his posts and then am immediately reminded of why I ignore him.

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,369

@766,359 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
> faglords
> lactose intolerance
Are you one of those neo-nazis who drinks gallons of milk in public to prove Aryan supremacy or something?

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,380

@previous (Meta M³)
No, I eat milk because I actually like it. Specially with cereals. What should I eat cereals with, soy milk? And pay 5 times more for a product that tastes 10 times worse?

But fuck logic, yeah, I drink milk because I am a nazi. Fucking lol.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,415

@766,359 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)

> Lol all the faglords whining how Nutella is bad for you. Guess what, so is vitamin C if you eat half a kilo.
>
> Allergy or lactose intolerance aside, a little Nutella for breakfast won't kill you.

Nutella is not a necessary nutrient to maintain your life in any quantitity, dingus
candy for breakfast

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,428

@766,380 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
You know you're basically just drinking white blood cells and pus. You may as well be drinking cum. Put that in your vape and smoke it.

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,436

@766,415 (Sheila LaBoof)
What is your point? Sailor Jerry's rum has no nutrients either, and yet I love drinking it from time to time.

You spend your whole life avoiding danger, not doing "things that are bad for you" etc. for what? To live a 100 years? And then, tell your grand grand kids how your life was fabulous? I'll enjoy Nutella in the meantime... gotta die from something, might as well be something that puts a smile on my face.

@previous (Meta M³)
Thanks for the info. As for vaping, stick one up your ass and wait for it to explode. I bet you'll enjoy that.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,441

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
that's what I keep telling people about heroin but no one listens

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,449

@766,369 (Meta M³)
If drinking milk actually intimidates anybody, well thats just fucking sad

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,458

@766,363 (B)
lol

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,470

@766,441 (Sheila LaBoof)
If you think the risk/reward ratio is good enough, why not? I personally wouldn't do heroin, but I did a few huge transfers with my bike that could have crippled/killed me. To each his own.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,476

@766,268 (B)
fucking on point

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,477

@766,470 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)

> I did a few huge transfers with my bike that could have crippled/killed me

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #766,540

@766,470 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
there's lots of "why not" actually
you must be very fat

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,585

@766,301 (Sheila LaBoof)
I like the dark chocolate version its a bit less sweet

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,655

@766,540 (Sheila LaBoof)
Even after I wrote "vitamin C is bad for you as well, if you eat half a kilo" you somehow came to the conclusion that I shovel unhealthy shit into myself.

Your thinking process is admirable.

Anonymous M replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,658

i like how op isnt responding anymore

Anonymous N replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,663

@previous (M)
Catherine is a master troll

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,737

@766,655 (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
you wrote other things in this thread to draw inference from, genous

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,750

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Nothing that would imply I'm fat because I say "why not?" to every sweet thing I encounter.

If anything, the things I said ITT would make you think rather the opposite.

> genous

Ah, ok.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,756

@previous (DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew)
regardless, you are fat
that's OK man, but you don't have to be fat if you cut down on the sugars

DasSheeple !XPQqN0U9Ew replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,758

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Projecting your fat onto other posters. Oh, okay.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #766,765

fat

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #767,144

Matt Matt short and fat.
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