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Topic: Liverpool

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,368

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #765,711

@OPedofilth is lonely, so he's trying to attract The Doctor's attention by posting about soccer. This is Dave's life now. It's all he has left.

Meta M³ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,712

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Does Salford have any good soccer clubs?

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,713

@previous (Meta M³)

I wouldn't know. I've never been there.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,715

@765,712 (Meta M³)
I think he said he was a Man City fan. Someone once found his real youtube account and it was called something like "mancityoasis"

Sophie joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,716

Fun fact: Mark Hesford was a scouse scumbag before moving to lower-"middle " class Manchester.

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,717

@765,713 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> I wouldn't know. I've never been outside my Salford council house.
Okay, Jeremy2Hefford

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,718

@previous (Meta M³)
In all fairness he does live in what looks like a private let albeit a really small one judging the patio door on his Ijustsubscribenow channel's videos, which he probably spends his entire disability on the rent for.

He gets PIP and ESA for schizophrenia and OCD, apparently.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,720

@765,717 (Meta M³)
I think it is.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,721

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hesford didn't even get most of his A-Levels save for a couple he scraped E grades for. Maths and IT if I recall his vids.

Also I spend my money on necessities like good people.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,722

@765,713 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> I wouldn't know. I've never been there.

Cool story, mate.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,723

@765,721 (Sophie)

Remind us what qualifications you hold, Christopher.

Meta M³ replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,726

@765,721 (Sophie)
> IT
The Doc should be an IT genius seeing as he spends 18 hours a day on forums.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,727

@765,723 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> Remind us what qualifications you hold, Christopher.

Which qualifications do you hold?

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,728

@765,726 (Meta M³)
In all fairness this was in 1995. 22 years of being a basement dweller will have blessed him additional informal experience since. But there's no way a Uni would ever grant entrance to someone with the results EEUUU to one of their doctorate programmes. His doctor shtick is just his schizophrenia flaring up.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,730

@765,727 (E)

A doctorate. You can check my name field if you don't believe me.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,731

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
So, none. Ok thanks, that'll be all.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,733

@previous (E)

Like I'm going to dox myself by posting a scan of my diploma and linking to my published works.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,734

@765,730 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Just so everyone is clear about your A Level results in 1995;

EEUUU

I'm sure a further education college would take you for a HNC programme or something. Anything to get you out of the house for a few hours, Mark, you sad cunt. Lol.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,736

@previous (Sophie)

It looks like you've mistaken me for someone I'm not, Christopher. Have you tried just asking Mark Hesford if he's me, or does the thought of initiating interaction with another human trigger your autism too much?

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,737

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> It looks like you've mistaken me for someone I'm not, Christopher. Have you tried just asking Mark Hesford if he's me, or does the thought of initiating interaction with another human trigger your autism too much?

You'd deny it. We aren't stupid like you, Mark. You've left clues all over the place and even tacitly admitted to it on FB to one of our trolls. Idk why you bother maintaining the pretence.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 second later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,738

@765,733 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Yeah, you have no qualifications, we got it already.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,742

@765,737 (Sophie)

So it does trigger your autism, then. You're a complete mess, Christopher. Pull yourself together.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,743

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I did so once before and, predictably, you made a half arse denial of it when confronted with the fact your Doctor persona posted a picture of Stephen Gandy when we were the only users of the chan who could've possibly conceivably mutually knew someone so obscure as him. You're an idiot, like I said.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,747

@765,742 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> So it does trigger your autism, then. You're a complete mess, Christopher. Pull yourself together.

He's actually making you look like an obsessed loser.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,748

@765,743 (Sophie)

Because coincidences never happen when one cruises YouTube looking for dribbling spastics to poke fun at.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,750

@765,747 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
15 years to complete an MA, or barely scraping one's upper secondary quals in the expectedly allotted time only to do nothing with them except become more delusional? I find myself at a difficulty weighing your mutual patheticness towards a particular slant.

Sophie double-posted this 9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,751

@765,748 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
He wasn't well known enough for his occurrence to have just so happened from an inadvertent cruise, totesnotMark.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,752

@765,750 (Sophie)
You seem to know a lot about this man, Mr. Gillon. Do you, praytell, have any other factual nuggets to share with the fora?
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