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Topic: How do you order your coffee and other drinks?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #60,321

What questions are you supposed to answer when ordering? I've ordered coffee at McDonald's before. I told them the size and the amount of sugar and cream. If I ordered in Starbucks or any other similar coffee shops, what other preferences can I tell the barista?

How do you order your Americano, espresso, mocha, latte, and such?

Thank you.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #765,375

@OP
Just do what comes naturally. As a well-adjusted neurotypical adult, yu should be able to handle this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,377

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Do they come sweetened by default or do you have to tell the barista how sweet you want it? I remember that there are some drinks that use whip cream, which ones are they?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #765,387

@previous (A)

they have sugar packets on the side that you use to add your own sugar and milk

(Edited 1 minute later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #765,389

> coffee

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #765,392

whip cream is cream you put on your whip?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,407

"One coffee, please." It is fun to watch them squirm.

chloe joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,412

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

> "One coffee, please." It is fun to watch them squirm.

yeah this. I fucking hate Starbucks but I have like 2 gift cards

they always are like what size I say medium they say grande or whatever and do I want room for cream and I'm like hell no

Meta the Mad Meddling Mod joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,418

I usually order them in a fake British accent. ''Oi, mate, cheerio I'd like to order a cup o tea, innit? Wot mate? Two quid ninety five pence?! Cor blimey!

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The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,420

@previous (Meta the Mad Meddling Mod)
No one in the entire UK actually talks like that.

Meta the Mad Meddling Mod replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,425

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
> No one in the entire UK actually talks like that.
Yes but no one in Texas knows what no one in the entire UK talks like, so it works.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,476

Black like I order my women

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,484

Can I get a wench at the local Starbutts

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,514

Why are there so many different sizes of cake?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,542

@765,387 (C)
The sugar packages contain milk?

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,594

@previous (K)

The modern age is one of wonder, is it not?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,604

@765,542 (K)
You don't get "milk and two" packets of powdered milk and two sugars? They are pretty common

hot toddy replied with this 9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #765,681

@previous (L)
no
that's too much sugar
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