Topic: have some...human compassion...guys

Bert started this discussion 9 years ago #60,302

My $1100 tax...refund...came in and I got a...room at the Ritz...and ordered their finest...steak...and drank Everclear shots...at the Ritz bar...and hired...some upscale...escort girls...and well... by the next...morning...my tax refund...was all gone...can someone please spare...$5...for a burger? have some damn...human...compassion...

hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #765,204

i still have a hard time believing that Bert and Sophie are real

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,205

I just had a meal at Burger King that would make you envy me. :'-)

Nice alternative facts by the way.

Bert joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,206

I will gladly suck you Tuesday for a hamburger today

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,207

@765,204 (hot toddy)
yeah

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #765,224

@OP
the real bert..only uses two ellipses..between phrases..

he allso..makess delibreate speling mistaykes..when pretennding..hes drunck..

hot dotty replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,264

@previous (F)
i just assume he's making typos because he's freezing half to death on the streets and it's hard to type like that

introman !/3ZwFHfJFI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,267

@OP

> My $1100 tax...refund...came in and I got a...room at the Ritz...and ordered their finest...steak...and drank Everclear shots...at the Ritz bar...and hired...some upscale...escort girls...and well... by the next...morning...my tax refund...was all gone...can someone please spare...$5...for a burger? have some damn...human...compassion...

> > still better than getting asked for money to help a struggling t-girl pay her income taxes on an imageboard back in 2012.

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #765,281

@765,264 (hot dotty)
Nah, that's just his shtick, he's been doing it for years.

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