Topic: lick a dog
Falco Mobile !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 9 years ago #59,983
lick a log
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #761,826
lick a dick
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #761,827
It's just potatoes.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,835
This is my turtle. His name is Jerry.Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,837
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,838
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,842
@previous (D)
> My turtle Jerry gets more pussy than your f*t ass will ever see on the Interweb.
It's okay, we know he's a homosexual. We accept Jerry the gay turtle.
> My turtle Jerry gets more pussy than your f*t ass will ever see on the Interweb.
It's okay, we know he's a homosexual. We accept Jerry the gay turtle.
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,852
@previous (Meta)
There you go again, taking the light off of yourself to criticize an innocent heterosexual turtle when in actuality, you're the homosexual.
There you go again, taking the light off of yourself to criticize an innocent heterosexual turtle when in actuality, you're the homosexual.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,854
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,862
@previous (Meta)
You're more like a turtle than Jerry. You hide inside your fat rolls when you're scared and you're slow as a snail.
You're more like a turtle than Jerry. You hide inside your fat rolls when you're scared and you're slow as a snail.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,864
@previous (D)
I can actually run up to 10mph in short sprints. Jerry is fabulous and we wouldn't want him any other way ?
I can actually run up to 10mph in short sprints. Jerry is fabulous and we wouldn't want him any other way ?
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,869
@previous (Meta)
Who do you think you're fooling? A rock could outrun your morbidly obese ass. You think it's fun to pick on turtles? Well, I think it's fun to pick on fatties like you.
Who do you think you're fooling? A rock could outrun your morbidly obese ass. You think it's fun to pick on turtles? Well, I think it's fun to pick on fatties like you.
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,876
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,883
hot toddy joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,898
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Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,905
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Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,957
@761,898 (hot toddy)
Thanks.
@761,905 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How can he be a tortoise when he's a red eared slider turtle?
Thanks.
@761,905 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
How can he be a tortoise when he's a red eared slider turtle?
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,963
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #762,025
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Learn the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. Thanks. And while you're at it, learned the difference between gnocchi and potatoes.
Learn the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. Thanks. And while you're at it, learned the difference between gnocchi and potatoes.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 months later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,346
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,347
SEVEN MONTHS and Clyde still can't let ONE joke about his pet turtle go ?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,364
SEVEN MONTHS and Meta still thinks his "homosexual turtle" joke is funny.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,365
Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #816,367
@previous (J)
What if... I only acted like it pissed me off just for laughs? I don't actually care what anyone thinks of my turtle. My turtle doesn't even care what anyone thinks of him. What's autistic is that Meta actually thinks it pissed me off. And apparently you do too. That's real autism.
What if... I only acted like it pissed me off just for laughs? I don't actually care what anyone thinks of my turtle. My turtle doesn't even care what anyone thinks of him. What's autistic is that Meta actually thinks it pissed me off. And apparently you do too. That's real autism.
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